2006-08-25 03:39:08 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
SNAKES IN A CHURCH - coming Dec. 25th. Staring Eddie Izzard!
2006-08-25 03:42:19 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 2⤋
The only True Churches are the ones that have rattlesnakes biting the faithful. Any church that doesn't have that practice is a false church, and is not of the True God.
Spread the word, brother!
2006-08-25 10:48:18 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you enjoy being bitten by a rattlesnake for any reason you will have a problem getting life insurance even if you live long enough to apply for it. You need to get help as you are under the influence of a dangerous sect.
2006-08-25 10:54:29 · answer #3 · answered by U.K.Export 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Wait, I thought the faithful were supposed to be able to hold a snake and NOT get bit.
I don't know, I don't really like snakes, even when you hold the harmless Gardener snakes, they always pee on you. It's gross.
Is it wrong for you to like it? Naa, not much different from the crocodile hunter, really eccentric and kind of strange, but not wrong.
2006-08-25 10:53:09 · answer #4 · answered by daisyk 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is like putting God to the test and lets face itr if He gets fed up with you people testing Him you might not like the outcome of the next snakebite.After all did not God order Satan on the ground to crawl on his belly in the dust of the land as punishment for decieving Eve. This being so If you are using snakes How can you be worshipping God? I do not believe that you are. In my eyes you are worshipping the devil that God ordered to the ground.
2006-08-25 10:51:59 · answer #5 · answered by wolfy1 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Its wrong to have Snakes in a church. To me its like tempting GOD and and you never temp Good things want come of it.
Be Encouraged
Be Love
2006-08-25 12:24:44 · answer #6 · answered by caramelcutie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you can get off of a rattlesnake bite, your a stronger man than me. Go for it.
2006-08-25 10:44:59 · answer #7 · answered by mrjwm 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I don't believe that you are from that cult.
You saw it on TV.
Yes my boy there are cults in this world.
They take a section of the Bible and concentrate on it.
There are cults ready to drag you in.
If not religious, then political, if not that ,then economic.
2006-08-25 10:49:24 · answer #8 · answered by chris p 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
That's just the Pastor son!...Circus entertainment! sounds fun!
2006-08-25 10:44:21 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
PLEASE, PLEASE RUN AWAY AS FAST AS YOU CAN. GET OUT OF A CULT LIKE THAT.
2006-08-25 10:48:21 · answer #10 · answered by Gorgeoustxwoman2013 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋