Agnostic here, not wanting to convert anyone.
What would happen if The Flying Spaghetti Monster got The Invisible Pink Unicorn pregnant?
2006-08-25 02:43:36 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Pink Unicorn doesn't have a vagina, stupid! T.I.P.U. spontaneously created herself as the last unicorn, no more unicorns, so she doesn't need one. But those noodly appendages sure feel good on the old jellybean.
2006-08-25 03:40:23 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow how did the Monster FIND the unicorn. Also I thought only the pure could get near a unicorn, so how did the monster get close enough to get it pregnant?
2006-08-25 02:50:00 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hmmmm that is a very good question and one that has been debated for quite some time.
I believe the general consciences is that the baby would be a pink or red (Marinia sauce red) unicorn with angel hair tail and mane.
Of course.....that is highly debatable.
2006-08-25 02:51:14 · answer #3 · answered by hisgirl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You have a pink unicorn that was a monster and like spaghetti.....happy
2006-08-25 02:47:54 · answer #4 · answered by babo1dm 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Flying spaghetti with invisible pink meatballs, maybe???
2006-08-25 02:47:31 · answer #5 · answered by chrbarley 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL. No chance of that one showing up in the already asked questions recycle bin.
I guess their children would have to start their own planet projects and make their own followers out of equine dung and meat-sauce. Good morning, Jim
2006-08-25 03:18:31 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ya, Jim, that's a heavy question. I would hazard to guess that the offspring would be a pink meat ball with a horn sticking out.
2006-08-25 02:50:01 · answer #7 · answered by Sick Puppy 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Invisible flying meatballs.
2006-08-25 02:49:58 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's going to be one ugly Unicorn foal...imagine when it first tries to stand up on those who knows how many noodley legs!!!
2006-08-25 02:54:48 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Indigestion?
2006-08-25 02:47:30 · answer #10 · answered by Tofu Jesus 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋