A senior citizen goes in for his yearly physical
with his wife tagging along.
When the doctor enters the examination room he says,
"I will need a urine sample,
a stool sample, and a sperm sample."
The man, being hard of hearing,
turns to his wife and asks, "What did he say?"
The wife yells back to him,
"GIVE HIM YOUR UNDERWEAR!"
2006-08-25 01:58:49 · 16 answers · asked by crzyhorse5 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
thats hilarious!!!!!!!!!! i know a bunch of old people who are gonna get a kick out of this one. thank you!
2006-08-25 02:01:06 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A woman, with a hearing problem, went to her gynocologist to find out why she could not get pregnant. The doctor examines her and says, "The reason you can't get pregnant is that you have insufficient passage and if you had a child it would be a miracle." That evening her husband comes home and asks her how the exam went and what the doctor said. She replies, in a rather loud voice, "The doctor said I can't get pregnant because I have a fish in my passage and if I had a child it would be a mackrel."
2006-08-25 02:20:16 · answer #2 · answered by rico3151 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ewwwww
2006-08-25 02:01:17 · answer #3 · answered by Yay for Summer 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
An old guy about 80,starts getting dressed to go out,his wife about the same age says,where you going hun? He says,going down to get some of that Viagra!.He looks around and she's picking up her jacket and purse,he says you going with me babe/ She says yea,If you're going to try to use that old rusty tool,I'm getting a tetanus shot!
2006-08-25 02:05:16 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one LOL.....made my friday morning...cheers!!!
2006-08-25 02:01:33 · answer #5 · answered by Tiger 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was very funny.
2006-08-25 03:04:27 · answer #6 · answered by RAW DIVA™ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!! That's so sad but true!
2006-08-25 02:50:47 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i like that
2006-08-25 02:01:11 · answer #8 · answered by Southie9 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow.
2006-08-25 09:00:38 · answer #9 · answered by d 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ROFL...very good!!!
2006-08-25 02:00:40 · answer #10 · answered by empress_pam 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋