The Boss was in quandary. He had to fire somebody. He had it narrowed down to one of two people, Debra or Jack. It was an impossible decision, they were both super workers. Rather than flip a coin, he decided he would fire the first one who used the water cooler the next morning.
Debra came in the next morning with a horrible hang-over after partying all night. She went to the cooler to take an aspirin. The Boss approached her and said:
"Debra, I've never done this before, but I have to lay you or Jack off."
"Could you jack off?" she says. "I feel like ****."
2006-08-25 01:47:42 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Oh, that's so bad.... to make it worse my name is Debra! Go figure...
2006-08-25 01:50:17 · answer #1 · answered by heartforhelping 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL I've heard it before but it's still a good un!
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2006-08-25 08:56:23 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not bad, I heard that one a while back. It's a good one though.
2006-08-25 08:51:18 · answer #3 · answered by ezachowski 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny. Hope you have a good Friday.
2006-08-25 08:59:24 · answer #4 · answered by Jewells 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute!
2006-08-25 08:50:29 · answer #5 · answered by True Blue 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha1Ha! I just snorted coffee out my nose!
2006-08-25 08:51:00 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one.
2006-08-29 00:16:00 · answer #7 · answered by allstarcharles 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
GOOD 1
2006-08-25 08:54:40 · answer #8 · answered by bee 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG....Loved it....2 thumbs up!
2006-08-25 09:11:21 · answer #9 · answered by Uh-May-Zing 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
weird
2006-08-25 16:12:21 · answer #10 · answered by d 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋