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Question

im bored and genuinely need cheering up.....say something to put a smile on my face or make me laugh

ps I dont want dirty stuff, thats not the nature of this request!!

and yes to user trustnoone_ever, it did work........nice one

Answer 1

It's a bird
It's a plain
No, it's supersam82 doot doot

Answer 2

You know how you tell people not do something and they do it anyways? For example, don't look down. They look down and instantly become terrified of either the height or some unknown beast lurking under them. You tell them don't touch the cookies, they're hot. They pick up one up toss between hands before taking a big bite. They drop the cookie open their mouth begin to huff and puff while waving their hands in a fanning motion in front of their mouth. Yeah, that'll make the blisters on the tongue go away and the taste buds to work again. You tell them don't look now, they look. The list can go on forever. I guess curiosity gets the best everyone even if they are getting warnings. Don't smile boy. It's not funny. Lol. Did it work?

Answer 3

I'm so sorry to hear you are bored. A walk down a High Street will surely reveal dozens of funny things, including dogs and children, that will make you smile!
Good Luck, Simon 2

Answer 4

The Boss was in quandary. He had to fire somebody. He had it narrowed down to one of two people, Debra or Jack. It was an impossible decision, they were both super workers. Rather than flip a coin, he decided he would fire the first one who used the water cooler the next morning.


Debra came in the next morning with a horrible hang-over after partying all night. She went to the cooler to take an aspirin. The Boss approached her and said:



"Debra, I've never done this before, but I have to lay you or Jack off."



"Could you jack off?" she says. "I feel like shyt."

Answer 5

I think the fact that you can even voice a emotional concern like this is amazing!!!!

A couple weeks ago,, when the mentor shower was happening,, my daughters and I went out side on our trampoline to watch it and ended up talking about aliens, and airplanes blowing up,, and airplane toilet seats hitting us in the head.. LOL it's funny the crazy things you think about when you allow yourself to just think like a kid again.
find something in life and just laugh about it!!!!

Answer 6

ok, im bored to so i dont really have an answer. But im waiting to talk to my boyfriend do u have a girlfriend that you love so so very mush that you trust, love with all your lovely heart.... omg im truly truly bored, and im starting to talk like my england boyfriend lol. wow. I shall leave now!!

Answer 7

Alright....I was sworn to secrecy but it seems you need a cheering up.....I have a friend that does brazilian waxes and one of her clients before the wax was complaining about a really bad stomach ache.....my friend began the waxing on this client with a BAD stomach ache......when suddenly she lets the biggest, nastiest fart right on her face, my friend was mortified and pretended it didn't happen....well I guess now we know why her stomach was acking.......hope this helped :)

Answer 8

Dont worry, be happy :D... Smile, the whole world will smile with you...you should smile and be happy because I bet your smile is so beautiful that girls all around you would faint in your presence:)

Answer 9

I really deeply wish that u r here with me in my room .... on my bed.

The lights is off & we get under the cover together.. .

2 show u my glow in the dark watch. :-)

Answer 10

Smile...it increases your face value. And it makes others wonder what you've been up to!