2006-08-25 01:33:19 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Holy s**** talking from your a**
lol
2006-08-25 01:36:07 · answer #1 · answered by Cyber 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Actually, no matter how hard we pray, sincerity is what that really matters. To tell the truth, I have heard a true story in which a drunkard prays every single day for his loved ones etc, and he asked the narrator if it is a good prayer. However, the narrator told him that no matter how hard we pray, but without sincerity, it is still NOT a good prayer. The narrator also mentions that the fact that he is still a drunkard proves that his love of sin prevents him from praying sincerely.
May this short but inspiring story bless you. Hallelujah!
2006-08-25 08:46:58 · answer #2 · answered by Echo Forest 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you were praying for the relief of your constipation, be thankful.
If not, be sad, be very sad. LOL
2006-08-25 08:47:58 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's like they say, wish in one hand and sh!t in the other. looks like you got your answer,god moves in mysterious ways, and he made you have a movement in your pants. lmao
2006-08-25 08:43:36 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Continue what you had started. Don't lose hope. Trials are part of life. Have faith and you will be rewarded.
2006-08-25 08:40:21 · answer #5 · answered by Sam X9 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
next time pray on the toilet
2006-08-25 08:38:43 · answer #6 · answered by chax 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
pray that no one noticed
2006-08-25 08:39:35 · answer #7 · answered by sugarplumfaerie52686 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A shower?
2006-08-25 08:43:27 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
freak...u should become an atheist
2006-08-25 08:36:17 · answer #9 · answered by zanzanie_anonim 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd say you are full of SH!T
2006-08-25 08:38:50 · answer #10 · answered by pacrady 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋