2006-08-25 00:35:40 · 29 answers · asked by kitthekat 2 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
wa*k
pee standing
Spend an hour having a poo, and leave the skid marks
go to pub for a swift half (return home trollied 2 hours later)
2006-08-25 00:57:02 · answer #1 · answered by doodlepol 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I wouldn't want to be. I seriously think that if a man could be in a woman's mind for even a second, or a woman in a man's; they'd be mentally scarred for life.
Man mind in woman's body: "Ohhh, look at that butt... and that rack.. I wonder what she'd be like in... Ohhh; Pizza! Damn, I've got some nice legs....; KFC!!!... Nice rumble to that beait of a car; Ohh, no, the nails! I broke a nail! And I got grease on my dress.. What the hell am I thinking, it's just a bit of grease.... Ohh, my gawd, Ewww... I got some on my face! Now I've got to do my makeup again... Makeup? I'm not putting that gunk on my face... " And so on and so on, in the span of a few minutes, untill they are absolutely and utterly confused.
Woman mind in man's body. "Man, I need a shower. And a shave, hairly legs, gross. And how the hell am I supposed to shave my face? How do they do this? And he's cute. And she's hot. And oh, my gawd, I didn't just think that!? That's soooo gross... And I'm so hungry. Want chips or something. And a beer. Ugh; I want a cocktail, not a beer. "Hey, missy, can I have yo... umm, nevermind.."... Ohhh, thank god I'm out of there, I can't beleive I just, yughhh..."
I'd rather stay in my own mind, thanks, lol.
2006-08-25 07:47:40 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would buy some porn, spend all afternoon wanking over women gettin boned by hairy german blokes, then get my mates round, drink loads of beer, burp, laugh at the sound of my own farts, play the XBox, pee standing up, go to the pub, rearrange my testicles in public, ogle women and used cheesy chat up lines on them, shout at the telly while the football's on, eat a kebab, then go home and stick the porn back on again.
2006-08-25 08:26:20 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'd be horrified. I'd stay in bed until I was a woman again! I've been grateful since childhood for being born female. I just always knew girls were better!
2006-08-25 07:48:06 · answer #4 · answered by Specsy 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
leave my socks on the floor
leave all the cupboards open in the kitchen
put an empty milk bottle in the fridge
demand my dinner on time
wash up, but leave the greasy pans to be done
lie on the settee while someone else does the housework
2006-08-25 07:40:58 · answer #5 · answered by Lupee 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
absolutely nothing- be lazy like they are always are, go to the pub get smashed come home have se* roll over and sleep and look forward to being a woman again the next day
2006-08-25 08:16:49 · answer #6 · answered by browneyes 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Read a book about the offside rule in football. I was never really interested before but it bugged the hell out of me not knowing everything.
2006-08-25 10:43:01 · answer #7 · answered by nastypasty 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Find out what it feels like for a man to have sex and try to avoid catching myself in a zip fly.
2006-08-25 07:40:57 · answer #8 · answered by Jane 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Complain how hard it is being a man and that being a women was so much better, then moan about something else
2006-08-25 07:38:33 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Probably nothing, because the sheer shock of suddenly realising what life is like with a brain would probably stun them into some kind of a comatose condition.
2006-08-25 07:41:39 · answer #10 · answered by bobby t 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋