Anyone know where I can find it?
2006-08-25 00:34:53 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I know what you mean.I've been trying to find "How To Be A Mime" in Books On Tape.
If I don't learn how to be a mime soon I'm going to talk myself out of it.
2006-08-25 01:24:11 · answer #1 · answered by twiztidsdad 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A young Ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he is doing a show in a very small town.
With his dummy on his knee, he starts going through his usual dumb blonde jokes when a blonde in the 4th row stands on her chair and starts shouting:
"I've heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes. What makes you think you can stereotype women that way? What does the colour of a person's hair have to do with her worth as a human being? It's guys like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in the community and from reaching our full potential as a person, because you and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against not only blondes, but women in general, and all in the name of humour!"
The embarrassed ventriloquist begins to apologize, and the blonde yells,
"You stay out of this, mister! I'm talking to that little bastard on your knee."
2006-08-25 00:47:31 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
IN THE LIBRARY
in the same section as Windows XP for Dummies
2006-08-25 02:14:19 · answer #3 · answered by browneyed 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha, very funny!
But surely it's not the dummy who's the ventriloquist.
2006-08-25 00:39:55 · answer #4 · answered by Toubled 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
think i saw it in the library somewhere in the deviant section between sticking your hand up a ducks bum and how to wear striped leggings and ride an Emu
2006-08-26 17:40:02 · answer #5 · answered by keny 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've seen it, it's next to a book called 'Teach Yourself To Read'
2006-08-25 04:06:29 · answer #6 · answered by button mushroom 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMFAOOOOOOOOO Good un!
http://www.total-knowledge.com/~willyblues/
2006-08-25 01:08:16 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Next to "Fly Fishing" by J.R.Hartley!
2006-08-25 01:15:48 · answer #8 · answered by mary.cargill55@btinternet.com 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
WH smiths had some when i went last
2006-08-25 00:46:48 · answer #9 · answered by kez_124 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You'll find it in the do-it-yourself section!
2006-08-28 11:42:17 · answer #10 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋