a (ethnic group of your choice), and a (ethnic group of your choice),and a (ethnic group of your choice),(use 3 different ones), were at their construction job, high up on the beams, having their lunch one day. the (ethnic group of your choice) said, "man, if my wife makes me burritos again, i swear i'm gonna jump off this building!" then the (ethnic group of your choice) exclaimed, "man if my wife gives me a polish sausage sandwich again, i'll be the one to jump off this building!" then the (ethnic group of your choice) yelled "sheeit, man, if my wife gives me ribs again, i'll be jumpin' too!" the next day, the (ethnic group of your choice) opens his lunch, and to his dismay has a burrito again, and true to his word, he jumps to his death. then the (ethnic group of your choice), has the polish sausage again, and he jumps to his death. next the (ethnic group of your choice) opens his lunch, and what do you know, ribs. he also jumps. during the police investigation, they asked the wife of the (ethnic group of your choice), if she knew why her husband would jump to his death, because she fixed him the same lunch all the time. she replied "i don't be fixin' his lunch, he fixes his OWN lunch!"
2006-08-25 00:34:18 · 11 answers · asked by bakbiter 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
funny dude ahahhaa the best one around keep it up the best one (Y)
2006-08-25 00:43:29 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hear it direct from a comedy expert: Yes! That's a VERY funny one. Good work, and, especially if that's original, continue on.
2006-08-25 08:31:59 · answer #2 · answered by rmcgee20002 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why don’t you roll back under the bed from whence you came? Or, get back into the closet where monsters belong!
(and take your little avatar with you)
2006-08-25 12:05:43 · answer #3 · answered by Jake 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah it was funny a few days ago when I read it as someone elses answer. i.e. it's a repeat
2006-08-25 08:57:02 · answer #4 · answered by ezachowski 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yep, that's a good one for the tape
2006-08-25 08:38:25 · answer #5 · answered by Edgar 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ooh yeah
2006-08-25 08:38:17 · answer #6 · answered by ANAND 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HA HA HA
2006-08-25 07:37:13 · answer #7 · answered by cging22 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-08-25 07:46:17 · answer #8 · answered by kurotenshi 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, this is not funny.
But, may be your Avatar,
2006-08-25 08:16:00 · answer #9 · answered by Electric 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
just about alrite
2006-08-25 08:05:37 · answer #10 · answered by anie_cha 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋