And kick a bunch of bad guys asses
2006-08-25 00:25:27 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Sports ➔ Martial Arts
Eat refried beans for a week, stop bathing 3 weeks prior to that. Wait til a fishing boat returns and roll around in the catch. Then have a quart of prune juice and meet with the bad guys within an hour.
2006-08-25 00:30:16 · answer #1 · answered by Awesome Bill 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Get a knife fused to your forehead and charge people down. You could call yourself "The Rhino Blade".
There are no short cuts in becoming a "deadly weapon" . I am also not sure I fully understand the ends you are trying to accomplish here. Wouldn't it be safer to just avoid the said bad asses?
2006-08-25 05:37:47 · answer #2 · answered by spidertiger440 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bottom line buddy don't fight. Best stay away or hire some one to take care of the problem. Tang Soo Do is the best weapons and hand to hand combat training in the world. It takes time but 5 days a week at the dojong will get you there. Use weapons and unfair tactics to take out your tormentors.
2006-08-25 00:31:22 · answer #3 · answered by Charles Athole M 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
there are no short-cuts-train hard-beleive in yourself-learn good technique(there is a right way and a wrong way to execute a punch/kick and getting it right could mean the difference between life and death)-find a reputable kickboxing/karate/taekwondo club- don't be frightened to use weapons if neccassary-but learn how to use them first. ask to see instructors qualifications/insurance docs etc-a genuine teacher will have no problem showing these to you. look at the students in the class-are there many blackbelts-if there are this school is well established-but remember the first rule of survival-when in doubt RUN LIKE F**K!!!.
2006-08-25 00:39:29 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Three tins of baked beans followed by a Vidaloo should make you pretty deadly without all the training. Yeeeaaaa :)
2006-08-27 05:14:49 · answer #5 · answered by Jeff J 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Open yourself to ther power of the dark side...become my apprentice and together we will make lots and lots of hot pockets.....
if you wanna make urself a deadly wepon, carry a deadly weapon...like a poison-tipped iron fan..now those things are deadly
2006-08-25 04:15:04 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
you basically pick a feeling of humour pass and genuine determination. The activity demands sitting on the computing gadget spamming questions all day and night. you particularly cant have the different pass situations for this quantity of dedication.
2016-09-29 23:28:55 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
with an attitide like this any good dojo would turn you down for teaching you martial arts, u missed the boat why it is tought
2006-08-25 07:34:56 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
weight-training, learn karate and kickboxing - alternatively u could try drinking nitroglycerin altough i wouldnt advise that one
2006-08-25 00:29:31 · answer #9 · answered by bountykilla87 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
train your a$$ off.
2006-08-25 06:33:48 · answer #10 · answered by Joe B 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋