A filthy rich man in Florida decided that he
wanted to throw a party and invited all of his
buddies and neighbors. He also invited Leroy, the
only redneck in the neighborhood.
He held the party around the pool in the backyard of
his mansion. Everyone
was having a good time drinking, dancing, eating
shrimp, oysters and BBQ and
flirting with the women.
At the height of the party, the host said, "I have a
10ft man-eating gator
in my pool and I'll give a million dollars to anyone
who is brave enough to jump in."
The words were barely out of his mouth when there
was a loud splash and
everyone turned around and saw Leroy in the pool!
Leroy was fighting the gator and kicking its ***!
Leroy was jabbing the gator in the eyes with his
thumbs, throwing punches, head butts and choke
holds, biting the gator on the tail and flipping the
gator through the air like some kind of Judo
Instructor.
The water was churning and splashing everywhere.
Both Leroy and the gator
were screaming and raising hell. Finally Leroy
strangled the gator and let
it float to the top like a K-mart goldfish. Leroy
then slowly climbed out of
the pool. Everybody was just staring at him in
disbelief.
Finally the host says, "Well, Leroy, I reckon I
owe you a million dollars."
"No, that's okay. I don't want it," said Leroy.
The rich man said, "Man, I have to give you
something. You won the bet. How about half a
million bucks then?"
"No thanks. I don't want it," answered Leroy.
The host said, "Come on, I insist on giving you
something. That was amazing. How about a new
Porsche and a Rolex and some
stock options?"
Again Leroy said no.
Confused, the rich man asked, "Well, Leroy, then
what do you want?"
Leroy said, "I want the name of the sumbitch who
pushed me in the pool."
2006-08-25 00:14:14 · 10 answers · asked by Sangy . 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
The District Attorney requested all the robbery victims to come to the police station to study a lineup of five people. He placed his suspect at the end of the line.
Then he asked each to step forward and say, "Give me all your money...and I need some change in quarters, nickels and dimes."
The first four did it right. However, when it was Leroy's turn to recite, he broke the case by blurting out, "That isn't what I said."
2006-08-31 05:42:31 · answer #1 · answered by giko 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That was a funny joke. I like it. I still would have taken the million dollars though!
2006-08-25 02:50:34 · answer #2 · answered by hh 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I see a snazzy aligator belt and perhaps a nice pair of aligator shoes in someone's future!
2006-08-30 12:34:03 · answer #3 · answered by elge13 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
there are rednecks named leroy?
2006-08-25 00:17:57 · answer #4 · answered by vanilla_bean_dream 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
poor leroy!!! that was a good one
2006-08-31 04:27:06 · answer #5 · answered by Lady D 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha clever â¥
2006-08-30 15:43:58 · answer #6 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL! I love it.â¥
2006-08-31 10:06:28 · answer #7 · answered by ♥USMCwife♥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
THATS FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!
2006-08-30 17:50:55 · answer #8 · answered by cheeks3192 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. LOL.
2006-08-25 09:02:59 · answer #9 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Loved it. Thanks.
2006-08-30 18:25:15 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋