The nun joke?

Question

This is the joke, I don't get it.

two nuns in a bath
one says.
'wears' the soap.
the other says
I know

Please explain fully, I'm extremely slow

Answer 1

you must tell the joke by motioning that you are washing with the soap bar on your tummy or lower. The motion wears out the soap. But the play on words is the first nun asks "where's the soap" as she cant see the bar of soap as it is probably under the water level being scrubbed to death. the bar also doubles up as a winky shaped thing that is coming into contact witha nun who doesn't get none!!! The punchline should really be "ohh yeah, i know!" as she masterbates with the soap bar........



gedddit???

Answer 2

I don't get why the soap has to wear down in the vagina only. It wears down when I wash the rest of my body. Why is everyone talking about masturbation? It is not necessitated, motherfuckers.

Answer 3

The joke refers to the fact that one of the nuns is rubbing the soap on her pubic hair. "Where's" as a play on words for "Wears" as in "to wear something out".

Two cannibals eating a clown. One says "Does this taste funny to you?"

Answer 4

That is so stinkin funny i swear, its cute, but why does it have to be a NUN, use two old ladies, or two old haggs, but not a nun! its kinda what makes the joke i know but i kinda resent it. LOL funny though.

Answer 5

The one I know:

Two nuns in dorm at bedtime.
One has to go. Asks other one :Where's the candle ?
Other one says: Yes it does,doesn't it ?( assuming she means "wears" )

Using candle for masturbation. I heard that one in Primary School --- couldn't figure it out either.

Answer 6

'wears' the soap,rubbing it 'there'
at a dart's match,chap throws 1st arrow get's treble 20,2nd arrow gets treble 20,has he throws the 3rd one, a nun walks in front of him,arrow hits her in the eye,down she drops,marker calls out"one nun dead and eighty".

Answer 7

I know a better nun joke, that actually makes sense.
Two nuns went out of the convent to sell cookies. One of them is known as Sister Mathematical (S.M.), and the other is known as Sister Logical (S.L.). It is getting dark and they are still far away from the convent.

S.L.: "Have you noticed a man that has been following us for the past half hour?"

S.M.: "Yes, I wonder what he wants."

S.L.: "It's logical. It's logical. He wants to rape us."

S.M.: "Oh, no! At this pace he will reach us in 15 minutes at the most. What can we do? "

S.L.: "The only logical thing to do, of course. We have to start walking faster."

S.M.: "It is not working."

S.L.: "Of course it is not working. The man did the only logical thing to do. He also started to walk faster."

S.M.: "So, what shall we do? At this pace, he will reach us in less than 1 minute."

S.L.: "The only logical thing we can do is split up. You go that way and I will go this way. He cannot follow both of us."

So, the man decided to go after Sister Logical. Sister Mathematical arrives at the convent and is worried because Sister Logical has not arrived yet. Finally, Sister Logical arrives.

S.M.: "Sister Logical! Thank God you are here. Tell us what happened."

S.L.: "The only logical thing happened. The man could not follow both of us, so he decided to go after me."

S.M.: "So, what happened? Please tell us." S.L.: "The only logical thing to happen. I started to run as fast as I could. The man also started to run as fast as he could."

S.M.: "And what else?"

S.L.: "The only logical thing to happen. He reached me."

S.M.: "Oh, no. What did you do then?"

S.L.: "The only logical thing to do. I took my dress up."

S.M.: "Oh, Sister. What did the man do?"

S.L.: "The only logical thing to do. He pulled down his pants."

S.M.: "Oh, no! What happened then?"

S.L.: "Isn't it logical Sister? A nun with her dress up runs faster than a man with his pants down!"

Answer 8

wears as in wears it down....

she has a hole full of soap, whereas the other has a soul full of hope

Answer 9

she is using the soap as a dildo

Answer 10

the soap is in the hole....lol