One late autumn evening two boys, having collected a sackful of conkers, decided to share them out in a graveyard. On their way in one of the boys dropped the sack and two of the conkers rolled out. 'We'll get those later,' he said, and in they went to divide up the remainder. As they were counting them out a small girl happened to be crossing the graveyard, and to her horror she heard from behind a bush a voice say, 'One for you, one for me. One for you' one for me!' In terror she rushed to the gate and bumped into a policeman. 'What's the matter, little girl?' He asked, for she was obviously in great distress.
'Oh, Mr. Policeman!' she wailed, 'there's ghosts in the graveyard, and they're sharing out the dead bodies! Listen!' And as she held a trembling finger to her lips they heard a voice say, 'One for you, one for me. And we mustn't forget those two by the gate!'
2006-08-24 23:48:17 · 5 answers · asked by miracleMB 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
WOW
Totally caught me off guard
Did you hear about the war between Alabama and Georgia.
It was real short, Alabama's police force threw all their grenades across the state line into
Georgia. The Georgian police then pulled the pins and threw the grenades back.
2006-08-24 23:53:17 · answer #1 · answered by Ish Var Lan Salinger 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
it's hilarious. where did you get that joke? i really want to know pls. tell me.
2006-08-25 07:03:25 · answer #2 · answered by kurotenshi 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao
2006-08-25 06:51:36 · answer #3 · answered by moon_essence1 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tx for the giggle......
2006-08-25 06:57:12 · answer #4 · answered by Sangy . 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL.
2006-08-25 16:07:45 · answer #5 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋