A six year old boy told his father that he and little Mary next door were going to get married.
His dad asked where they would live, he replied that he and Mary had talked it over and they would live in the tree house his father had built.
Dad asked where will you get money to buy food, he replied that they talked it over and decided that if they pooled their allowances they would have money for food.
Dad asked what are you going to do if you have children, he replied that he and Mary had talked it over and agreed that if she laid any eggs, he would step on them.
2006-08-24 23:27:47 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol ! so ya changed tht 6 mnth old into 6 yr old? aha! I found it !! so that's what u have decided lately !! :)) 12/12 lol....it's like they really say !
2006-08-25 12:24:17 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It is cute.
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2006-08-30 02:08:06 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
May be too Many eggs to step on
Then What?
2006-08-25 06:35:04 · answer #3 · answered by lazy J 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Old one
2006-08-25 06:30:56 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
cute
2006-08-25 06:30:16 · answer #5 · answered by schmushe 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It alright! Ok its cute!
2006-08-25 12:44:54 · answer #6 · answered by Blkoke 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha
2006-08-25 06:36:39 · answer #7 · answered by Iluvharrypotter_tonima 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd like to see that
2006-08-25 06:32:47 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats cute =D
2006-08-25 06:30:51 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
very nice.i didn't know that little boys thought little girls laid eggs.hmmmm...
2006-08-25 06:34:29 · answer #10 · answered by peaches 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋