Can some one give me a screwed up childrens song? Like I remember Miss suzy, but that's about it.
2006-08-24 23:12:03 · 7 answers · asked by moon_essence1 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
First of all Miss Suzy had a steamboat but another one that I know is "Cinderella dressed in yella went up stairs to kiss a fella made a mistake and kissed a snake how many doctors did it take...1...2..3(as to be sung during jump roping!
Row, Row, Row your boat gently down the stream throw the teacher over board and listen to her scream!
Popeye the Sailor Man he lived in a garbage can, he turned up the gas and blew off his @ss and that was the end of him!
Joy to the World the teachers dead we barbequed her head...What happen to her body we flushed it down the potty and round and round it went and round and round it went and ROUND AND ROUND AND ROUND IT WENT!
but the most screwed one up that I know isn't really a song it is a nursery ryhme:
Old Mother Hubbard went to her cupboard to get her poor dog a bone when she bent over rover took over with a bone of his own!
Thats all I can remember!
2006-08-25 00:04:09 · answer #1 · answered by E.F. Landeros 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Do you mean those clap games, like "Miss Suzy had a stingbug"? Here's a silly one that I remember.
Mama mia, Papa pia, Baby had the diarrhea. Mama thought it would not hurt, so they had it for dessert!
2006-08-24 23:45:08 · answer #2 · answered by NA 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There's this new song on the radio "If your ears hang low do they flotter do they flo can you tye em in a not can you tye em in a bow can you roll em over your shoulders like a crodle with the flo do your rears hang low" Then a black dude starts singing.
Some type of rap
"kids don't lisston to it"! lol
2006-08-24 23:31:55 · answer #3 · answered by ▐▀▀☼▀▀▌ ☼Sharon☼ ▐▄▄☼▄▄▌ 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I know a lot in Afrikaans but English ones:
- Humpy dumpy (I mean what is that all about?)
- And May had a little lamb ( it is just too annoying)
2006-08-24 23:42:15 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
one two three
mary had a pee
it was a pee
behind an apple tree
run,run,run
before the policemen come
take a piece of paper
and wipe mary's bum!
2006-08-24 23:31:40 · answer #5 · answered by peaches 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
When I was growing up, this one was famous:
Jingle Bells,
Batman smells
Robin laid an egg...
Batmobile
Has lost it's wheel
and the Joker got away, Hey!
2006-08-24 23:30:09 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
like, uhhhh, chopped and screwed childrens songs.. that would be the shiznit..
2006-08-24 23:17:58 · answer #7 · answered by boogiewoogiewoo000 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i am screwed up i donno any
2006-08-24 23:34:18 · answer #8 · answered by Sai♥Pranav 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋