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a doctor a lawyer and an engineer are in a house. a policeman walking by hears "oh no, John, don't!" and then a shot the policeman goes into the house and sees a dead woman and gun lying on the floor. he turns to the lawyer and says "You're under arrest." How does the policeman know?

2006-08-24 21:24:59 · 22 answers · asked by :) 2 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

22 answers

because the doctor is looking over the woman checking to c if she's dead, the engineer is the woman, and the lawyer is the one who shot her

2006-08-24 21:28:02 · answer #1 · answered by Whompa 2 · 3 0

Because the doctor had on his name tag and it was not 'john'

or

Maybe the lawyer was fully clothed when the policeman walked in apparently the doctor and engineer was have a fling

2006-08-24 23:28:37 · answer #2 · answered by kim 1 · 0 0

The policeman knows the lawyer from court,knows his name is
John.

2006-08-24 21:28:20 · answer #3 · answered by ? 6 · 0 0

Cos John is a guy's name and the doctor and the engineer are both women. The lawyer is the only dude there.

:)

2006-08-24 21:37:17 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

The lawyer has a name tag on?

The woman has Doctorate in Engineering?

The gun has "Property of Smith Law Offices" chiseled into the side of it?

The Doctor and the Engineer, neither one of them has any arms?

2006-08-24 21:30:32 · answer #5 · answered by InternetPosterChild 2 · 0 0

The enginner built the gun the doctor was sleeping with the woman and the lawyer was the angry husband. Arrest them all and let the officer have the woman.

2006-08-24 21:30:41 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

uh-oh. Now you got me thinking....

Still thinking....

Ok, I'm going to guess that if it was someone other than the lawyer who did it, either the lawyer would be already trying to defend the guy or that they would have shot the lawyer.

2006-08-24 21:29:16 · answer #7 · answered by double_nubbins 5 · 0 0

I am just guessing, but the Policeman knew the lawyer, and knew his name was "John". . .???

2006-08-24 21:31:22 · answer #8 · answered by shardf 5 · 0 0

The doctor and the the engineer have name tags. Either that or the cop knew them.

2006-08-24 21:28:42 · answer #9 · answered by johnny_photo 3 · 0 0

beacuse the lawyer is the only person who has a gun. :D

2006-08-24 21:32:18 · answer #10 · answered by aseel_princess 3 · 0 0

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