My girlfriend is very happy girl.She likes joy.She catched a medium-size alive grasshoper in the field.That grasshoper was happily jumping aroumd the field.We observed him.Immediately she told me:"look,what I will do now" and she put the grasshoper into her mouth, closed her mouth very slowly and swallowed the grasshoper alive and harmlessly.She put her hand on the buttom of her throat and it was gone . . . the grasshoper slided down her throat.She smiled and opened her mouth, it was empty.Then she put her hand on her tummy and told me with a smile that grasshoper is now here.Then she told me not to worry because she would easily digest it but I am afraid, isn't it dangerous?Will she really easily digest him?And second question; I also feel sorry for poor grasshoper she will die in a few minutes and should ask her to vomit him?She told me that if I will ask she will vomit him but I don't know what to do. 5-7 minutes passed after it so please explain and suggest something quickly please
2006-08-24 21:23:11 · 22 answers · asked by nodarchkhaiani1985 1 in Health ➔ General Health Care ➔ First Aid
Say good-bye to Mr. Grasshopper. He's burning in the eternal flames of grasshopper hell even as I type this.
2006-08-24 21:26:51 · answer #1 · answered by angrysandwichguy2 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
First of all, the poor grasshopper died almost instantly. We have clorhidric acid (HCl) in our stomach. Second of all grasshoppers are not poisonous and in fact they are considered a delicacy in Indonesia, Vietnam, China and other Oriental countries so it`s no problem. The grasshopper is also hi on protein and has zero fat so it`s pretty healthy :)!
2006-08-27 00:45:52 · answer #2 · answered by stephan rs 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The grasshopper has already been killed by the acids in your girlfriend's stomach. Should be interesting when she passes it though. Oh and if this freaks you out too bad you should think about getting another girlfriend.
2006-08-24 21:29:50 · answer #3 · answered by Atheist81 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Your girlfriend will be fine. There is no need to ecspell the bug from her body. She will be fine. The grasshopper will not do any harm.
2006-08-25 05:34:09 · answer #4 · answered by HARRISON 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha lots of PROTEIN in grasshoppers.. of course theres nothing to worry about
2006-08-24 21:31:04 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
3 days passed, see nothing bad happened to your GF.. try to swallow a Grasshopper also
2006-08-27 22:13:29 · answer #6 · answered by Just Me 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Grasshoppers are perfectly acceptable to eat.
2006-08-25 01:30:39 · answer #7 · answered by spartan_117 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's no problem, grasshoppers are food in some cultures.
2006-08-24 21:29:35 · answer #8 · answered by michinoku2001 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Grasshoppers can carry tapeworms.
2006-08-25 19:55:51 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
you should ask a doctor or go to emergency, instead of going on the Internet... on a second thought maybe your friend is really a fairy, and not human at all..how long have you known her??
2006-08-24 21:31:42 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋