A pretty blonde woman is driving down a country road in her new sports car when something goes wrong and it breaks down. Luckily, she happens to be near a farmhouse. She goes up to the farmhouse and knocks on the door. When the farmer answers, she says to him, "It's Sunday night and my car broke down! I don't know what to do! Can I stay here for the night until tomorrow when I can get some help?"
"Well," drawls the farmer, "you can stay here, but I don't want you messin' with my sons Jed and Luke."
She looks through the screen door and sees two men standing behind the farmer. She judges them to be in the early twenties.
"Okay," she says.
After they have gone to bed for the night the woman begins to get a little horny just thinking about the two boys in the room next to her. So she quietly goes into their room and says, "Boys, how would you like for me to teach you the ways of the world?"
They say, "Huh?"
2006-08-24 19:13:41 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
She says, "The only thing is, I don't want to get pregnant, so you have to wear these rubbers." She puts them on the boys, and the three of them go it all night long.
Forty years later, Jed and Luke are sitting on the front porch, rocking back and forth.
Jed says, "Luke?"
Luke says, "Yeah, Jed?"
Jed says, "You remember that blond woman that came by here about forty years ago and showed us the ways of the world?"
"Yeah," says Luke, "I remember."
"Well, do you care if she gets pregnant?" asks Jed.
"Nope," says Luke, "I reckon not."
"Me neither," says Jed. "Let's take these things off."
he he he....what do u think..... ;-)
2006-08-24 19:14:04 · update #1
eewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!
LOL!!
2006-08-29 11:23:01 · answer #1 · answered by Lady D 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That was pretty funny, i say the farmers sons are more blonde
2006-08-30 17:44:31 · answer #2 · answered by cheeks3192 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha.... funny. Farmers sons instead of farmers daughter.
2006-08-24 19:18:40 · answer #3 · answered by iamigloo 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Thanx for the story
2006-08-24 19:52:06 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol good one!!...you kindof answered my question on whether the blondes in these jokes refer to men as well...
2006-08-24 19:19:17 · answer #5 · answered by sAsA 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Are the boys blonde too......I think so...thx BABy tht was gr8t.
2006-08-25 01:01:42 · answer #6 · answered by gogobanca 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like this one.
2006-08-28 16:56:40 · answer #7 · answered by allstarcharles 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you get better with age BaBy. this is a good one! lol
2006-08-24 20:17:54 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
well that was interesting and all but I have heard better. It is pretty funny though.
2006-08-24 19:27:42 · answer #9 · answered by I like skushies! 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
pappy pappy you can take it off now this little baby on that typing TV said so
2006-08-24 19:25:20 · answer #10 · answered by HEY boo boo 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
that is funny! a male blonde joke!
2006-08-30 07:42:24 · answer #11 · answered by cecelafleur 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋