Isn't my turn to sleep all day?
2006-08-24 18:37:48 · 29 answers · asked by sueflower 6 in Pets ➔ Cats
teach him to type, and work from home
2006-08-24 20:45:22 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
YES!!! I have been telling my four cats for a long time to get jobs, but they are pretty useless so I don't know what they could do. Even if they were to get jobs I would have to drive there and pick them up unless they got a job close to the house.
One of my cats kneads on you so I guess he could be a massage therapist.
One is always sticking his nose into things and getting in the way so he probably could be a security guard.
One mostly sleeps all day and doesn't do anything else so she could be a house sitter.
And the last one harasses me following me around all the time yelling at me so she probably could be a bill collector.
2006-08-25 02:32:02 · answer #2 · answered by lakecity21 3 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Knit sweaters out of excess fur for all your relatives and save on xmas gifts. If the cat is asleep it needs a brush or a new toy, possibly both...
2006-08-25 02:19:45 · answer #3 · answered by kazak 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Your cat won't get a job. Dogs have masters; cats have servants.
Awhile back, my cat had the audacity to ask for her own credit card.
2006-08-25 02:06:36 · answer #4 · answered by Gregnir 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Tell you what. I will wake my cat up and we can both send them to work hey it's only fair right :) Have a Good day.
2006-08-25 01:46:51 · answer #5 · answered by Proud Mommy 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Lol, only if you think it would do any good. I often say that to my cats. I say why don't you go get a job and support me for a change? They just glare at me like I am crazy. I wonder what they would say if they could talk? I don't think any of us would really want to know.
2006-08-25 01:45:44 · answer #6 · answered by Turtle 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
you should let sleeping cats lie..Thats what they do best..16 or more hours a day. Becides they type of work a cat would do is bring you dead mice, birds, etc..not something you want to wake up too. yummy breakfast in bed,,yeck.
2006-08-25 01:43:52 · answer #7 · answered by moterkat 5 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Yeah I told him to get a job and then he got his suit on and got a job at Pet Co. They had a cat-nip discount.
2006-08-25 01:41:25 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
Mine had a job for a while, but he would come home so stressed out and then blow his whole check at this sleazy catnip bar that it just wasn't worth it. I'd settle for a tax credit.
2006-08-25 01:46:23 · answer #9 · answered by anyone 5 · 4⤊ 0⤋
yea probably apply the cat for your job instead
2006-08-25 02:02:25 · answer #10 · answered by coachhollywood67 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Wouldn't work! The cat will do what it wants WHEN it wants! You have to go to work!
2006-08-25 02:05:19 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋