Ways To Annoy Bathroom Friends?

Question

Ways To Annoy Bathroom Friends

1.Stick your palm open under the stall wall and ask your neighbor, ''May I borrow a highlighter?''
2. ''Uh-oh, I knew I shouldn't put my lips on that.''
3. Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence with a bodily function noise.
4. ''Hmmm, I've never seen that color before.''
5. ''Damn, this water is cold.''
6. Grunt and strain real loud for 30 seconds and then drop a cantaloupe into the toilet bowl from a high place and sigh relaxingly.
7. ''Now how did that get there?''
8. ''Hummus. Reminds me of hummus.''
9. Fill up a large flask with Mountian Dew. Squirt it erratically under the stall walls of your neighbors while yelling,''Whoa! Easy boy!!''
10. '' Interesting....more sinkers than floaters''
11. Using a small squeeze tube, spread peaunt butter on a wad of toliet paper and drop under the stall wall of your neighbor. Then say,''Whoops, could you kick that back over here, please?"
12. ''C'mon Mr. Happy! Don't fall asleep on me!!"
13. ''Boy, that sure looks like a maggot''
14. ''Damn, I knew that drain hole was a little too small. Now what am I gonna do?''
15. Play a well-known drum cadence over and over again on your butt cheeks.
16. Before you unroll toliet paper, conspicusly lay down your ''Cross-Dressers Anonymous'' newsletter on the floor visiable to the adjacent stall.
17. Lower a small mirror underneath the stall wall and adjust it so you can see your neighbor and say, ''Peek-a-boo!''
18. Drop a D-cup bra on the floor under the stall wall and sing ''Born Free.''

Answer 1

Fun Things to do at Wal Mart

1. Pick up condom packages and randomly put them in peoples carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all alarm clocks in the house wares to go off at 5 minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell them in an official tone, "Code 3 in house wares",...and see what happens.

5. Go to the service desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a caution wet floor sign to a carpetted area.

7. When a clerk asks if they can help you begin to cry and ask "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

8. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll only invite them in if they bring pillows from the bedding department.

9. Look right into the security cameria and use it as a mirror while you pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the theme from Mission Impossible.

12. In the auto department practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.

13. Hide in the clothing rack and when people browse through say "Pick me Pick ME!!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker assume that fetal position and scream "No Its those coices agian!!!!!!!!"

AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST,

15. Go into a fitting room and yell really loud "Were out of toilet paper in here!"

Ways to Annoy Telemarketers

10. When they ask "How are you today?" Tell them! "I'm so glad you asked
because no one these days seems to care, and I have all these problems;
my arthritis is acting up, my eyelashes are sore, my dog just died..."


9. If they say they're John Doe from XYZ Company, ask them to spell
their name. Then ask them to spell the company name. Then ask them where
it is located. Continue asking them personal questions or questions
about their company for as long as necessary.


8. Cry out in surprise, "Judy! Is that you? Oh my God! Judy, how have
you
been?" Hopefully, this will give Judy a few brief moments of pause
as she tries to figure out where the h-l she could know you from.


7. If MCI calls trying to get you to sign up for the Family and Friends
Plan, reply, in as SINISTER a voice as you can, "I don't have any
friends ....would you be my friend?"


6. If they want to loan you money, tell them you just filed for
bankruptcy and you could sure use some money.


5. Tell the telemarketer you are on "home incarceration" and ask if they
could bring you a case of beer and some chips.


4. After the telemarketer gives their spiel, ask him/her to marry you.
When they get all flustered, tell them that you could not just give your
credit card number to a complete stranger.


3. Tell the telemarketer you are busy at the moment and ask them if they
will give you their HOME phone number so you can call them back. When
the telemarketer explains that they cannot give out their HOME number,
you say "I guess you don't want anyone bothering you at home, right?"
The telemarketer will agree and you say, "Now you know how I feel!" Say
good bye - and Hang up.


2. Insist that the caller is really your buddy Leon, playing a joke.
"Come on Leon, cut it out! Seriously, Leon, how's your momma?"

1. And first and foremost: Tell them to talk VERY SLOWLY, because you
want to write EVERY WORD down

10 Commandments for Teens

1) thou shall not sneak out when parents
are sleeping.
(why wait?)
2)thou shall not do drugz
(alcohol last longer)
3)thou shall not steel from k-mart.
(Wal*Mart has a bigger selection)
4)thou shall not get arrested for vandalism.
(destruction has a bigger effect)
5)thou shall not steel from thy parents.
(every-1 knows grandma has more money)
6)thou shall not get in fights.
(just start them)
7)thou shall not skip class.
(just take the whole day off)
8)thou shall not strip in class.
(hooters pays more)
9)thou shall not think about having sex.
(as nike sayz just do it)
10)thou shall not help old ladies cross
the street.
(just leave them in the middle)

Answer 2

11. Using a small squeeze tube, spread peaunt butter on a wad of toliet paper and drop under the stall wall of your neighbor. Then say,''Whoops, could you kick that back over here, please?"

16. Before you unroll toliet paper, conspicusly lay down your ''Cross-Dressers Anonymous'' newsletter on the floor visiable to the adjacent stall.

17. Lower a small mirror underneath the stall wall and adjust it so you can see your neighbor and say, ''Peek-a-boo!''


OMG, those ones where HYSTERICAL!! They actually made me laugh out loud. This was great! Thanks for sharing them. I am going to save this to my computer. ROTFLMAO!!! Great!!

Answer 3

11. Using a small squeeze tube, spread peaunt butter on a wad of toliet paper and drop under the stall wall of your neighbor. Then say,''Whoops, could you kick that back over here, please?"

15. Play a well-known drum cadence over and over again on your butt cheeks.


17. Lower a small mirror underneath the stall wall and adjust it so you can see your neighbor and say, ''Peek-a-boo!



ILL DO 17 AND 15 THE MOST *SLAPPING DANNY CALIFORNIA TUNE ON HER BUTT CHEEKS* LOL!

Answer 4

I attempted this 1 once its mad just right i pretended 2 be passing a kidney stone its actually virtually like the cantalope but its kidney stones lol but it surely annoys the sh*t out of people however these are good 1s especially the peanut butter its f*cken classic lol

Answer 5

The cantelope, mountain dew and the peanut butter made me laugh out loud!

Answer 6

Love #6.Rest are funny also.Have a nice night.

Answer 7

take a reallly bad loud dump n dont flush right away

Answer 8

Those are funny!

Answer 9

that was really funny...and weird

Answer 10

hahaha.. thats funny...