A man went to visit his friend and sees a strange
machine in the middle of his living room. He
asks, "What is that?" His friend replies, "It is
a sex machine." " Oh, how does it work?" " Just
stick your dick in, insert a quarter, and it will
jerk you off!" So the guy immediately wants to
try it. The friend says ok and tells him he is
going to get a drink of water from the kitchen
while he does his thing.
Suddenly the friend hears a loud shriek. He runs
back and asks, "What's the matter? Did you insert
a quarter?" The guy says, "I didn’t have a
quarter so I inserted a dime!"
"But for a dime, it only sharpens pencils!"
replies the friend.
2006-08-24 17:37:45 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahahaha hohohoh hehehehe, oh god oh god, oh man, poor guy, ahahahahahaha you said dick, ahahahaha!!!!!
2006-08-25 09:10:59 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ouch!!! that hurt too much. Bring in the antiseptics.
2006-08-25 02:07:46 · answer #2 · answered by No Saint 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Owwwwww.. is that supposed to be funny? *sorry, maybe I'M in a bad mood!*
2006-08-25 00:44:23 · answer #3 · answered by Brink of insanity! 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh my, that is funny but OUCH. haha have a good night.....
2006-08-25 00:42:41 · answer #4 · answered by Sue F 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats not funny
2006-08-25 00:41:10 · answer #5 · answered by aries:) 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
lol... who invent a machine like that hehe
2006-08-25 00:40:51 · answer #6 · answered by iamigloo 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Woof! That is a good one
2006-08-25 00:40:35 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
ouch
2006-08-25 00:40:19 · answer #8 · answered by Neil G 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
WTH??? haha Oh My lol â¥
2006-08-25 00:40:24 · answer #9 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
er ... ouch?! thats grose.
2006-08-25 00:41:13 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋