There's no answer. I made it up to see what you witty people would come up with. Best one gets 10 points!
2006-08-24 17:35:59 · 43 answers · asked by ? 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOOOOLOOLLLHAHHAHAAHAHAAAA!!!!!
(breathe)
HAHAHHAAALOOLOOOLOLLOL!!! You guys are making me scream! My stomach and throat hurt from ROTFL!!
2006-08-24 17:48:07 · update #1
This little light of mine I'm gonna let it shine
This little light of mine I'm gonna let it shine
this little light of mine I'm gonna let it shine
Let it shine let it shine let it shine!!
2006-08-24 17:40:39 · answer #1 · answered by lvb524 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
How bright I am. You light up my life. Show off. You think your bright don't you. Would you stop flickering. What watt are you? Your sure juicing it up tonight. I sure like your shape. My what a radiant smile you have. We sure glow in the dark well. I smell something, you burn all the time? You get screwed in the socket like me? Are you AC or DC? Whats your amp rating? How come I'm so fat and your so skinny? We come in so many colors. We really get to show off at Christmas. Say good night Gracie, ok George, good night Gracie. You know were Mosses was when we went out, In the dark. Poor Mike, Bob, Jane & Nancy, their so burned out. Billy Bob juiced it up so much he exploded. You like working at night? I wish some one would take us to Vagus.
2006-08-24 18:30:08 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Great question!! LOL
How about a conversation:
Hey, Babe, you electrify me!
Well, what makes you thnk that you're so bright!
Cause I got watt you need!
You turn me off.
Babe, don't keep me in the dark!
You're too dim for me.
Come on, Babe, lighten up!
O.K., just stop before you blow a fuse!
2006-08-24 17:43:38 · answer #3 · answered by Texas Cowboy 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I wonder when is the next time someone will take me out?
You are the light that wakes me from my darkness
2006-08-24 17:39:48 · answer #4 · answered by texas.okie 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You're burned out and done; time to retire, just like Brett Favre.
2006-08-24 17:39:53 · answer #5 · answered by nflhandicapper 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Got a light?
2006-08-24 17:37:49 · answer #6 · answered by Anna M 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Come on baby shine Your light on me.
2006-08-24 17:37:48 · answer #7 · answered by lexi 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Did you lose weight? You're looking a little lighter.
2006-08-24 17:38:58 · answer #8 · answered by cell-hell 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A. Lighten up!!, B. get screwed!
C.Whatt??? D. You light up my life!! Lol!
e. Go blow a fuse!! lol!
2006-08-24 18:39:01 · answer #9 · answered by t m 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
At least you're brighter than the last one you replaced...
2006-08-24 17:42:37 · answer #10 · answered by blktiger@pacbell.net 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋