FEEDBACK: The inevitable result when a baby doesn't appreciate the mashed carrots.
HEARSAY: What toddlers do when anyone mutters a dirty word.
PRENATAL: When your life was still somewhat your own.
PUDDLE: A small body of water that draws other small bodies wearing dry shoes.
STERILIZE: What you do to your first baby's pacifier by boiling it and to your last baby's pacifier by blowing on it.
TOP BUNK: Where you should never put a child wearing Superman pajamas.
WHOOPS: An exclamation that translates roughly into "get a washrag."
2006-08-24 17:30:54 · 8 answers · asked by Ruthie1959 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Here's a couple more!
Sleep: something you get before the baby is born and not again until after he goes to college.
Teenaged angst: The innate right of teenagers to declare what is good as bad and whatever you say as wrong.
Labor pain: Everything from the first contraction till after you're dead.
Emergencies: Everything your teenagers need or want.
2006-08-24 17:49:08 · answer #1 · answered by Chris 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A parent is something that molds you in the time when your knowledge about reality is ready to understand everything in it's surroundings. Also they are the one that renders you all the basic fundamentals of living in our present and living society.
2006-08-24 17:39:18 · answer #2 · answered by Thomas Odin M 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
ha ha lol I'm telling that to my parents.
2006-08-24 17:36:17 · answer #3 · answered by Mlsig 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahah... lucky I am not a parent heh
2006-08-24 17:42:20 · answer #4 · answered by iamigloo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehe so very true ♥
2006-08-24 17:42:54 · answer #5 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. Yep. LOL.
2006-08-25 13:32:11 · answer #6 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2006-08-24 17:33:43 · answer #7 · answered by okayokayokay 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
some of those are funny. :)
2006-08-24 17:33:15 · answer #8 · answered by beckray 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋