Sher ki shaadi thi,baraat mein sab sheron ke beech ek kutta naach raha tha....usse pucha"Aap yahan kaise?" to kutta bola "Shaadi se pehle main bhi sher tha"....(in HINDI)
I will TRANSLATE it in English for all of you...
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Once upon a time a LION was getting married, so all the other Lions were dancing and celebrating. Among them a DOG was also dancing, everybody was amazed and asked him why was he dancing in Lion's marriage? To which he replied "Before marriage I was also a Lion".....
he he he
2006-08-24 17:27:34 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL. Poor Lion-Dog! Must have been a B-A-D Lioness that tamed him!! LOL.
Have a great weekend!
2006-08-25 13:34:50 · answer #1 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol ! can marriage change sumone like that?? :)) lol ! a 5 star !
say, take this test! u already did??
1. Name the Beatles.______,______.______.______
2. Finish the line: "Lions and Tigers and Bears, ______ _____!"
3. "Hey kids, what time is it?" _____ ______ _____ _____.
4. What do M&M's do? ___ ___ ___ ___, ____ ____ ____ ____.
5. What helps build strong bodies 12 ways?______ _______.
6. Long before he was Mohammed Ali, we knew him as _______ ______.
7. You'll wonder where the yellow went, ____ ____ ____ ____
_____ ____ _____."
8. Post-baby boomers know Bob Denver as the Skipper's "little buddy." But we know that Bob Denver is actually Dobie's closest friend, ______ G. _______.
9. M-I-C: See ya' real soon; K-E-Y: _____? ____ _____ _____ _____!
10. "Brylcream: ____ ____ ____ ____ ____ _____."
11. Bob Dylan advised us never to trust anyone _____ _____.
12. From the early days of our music, real rock 'n roll, finish this line: "I wonder, wonder, wonder...wonder who: ____ ______ _____ _____ _____ ____?"
13. And while we're remembering rock n' roll, try this one: "War...uh-huh, huh...yea; what is it good for? , ____ _____."
14. Meanwhile, back home in Metropolis, Superman fights a never-ending battle for truth, justice, and _____ ____ _____.
15. He came out of the University of Alabama, and became one of the best quarterbacks in the history of the NFL. He later went on to appear in a television commercial wearing women's stockings. He is Broadway _____ _______.
16. "I'm Popeye the sailor man; I'm Popeye the sailor man. I'm strong to the finish, ____ ___ ____ ___ ______. I'm Popeye the sailor man."
17. Your children probably recall that Peter Pan was recently played by Robin Williams, but we will always remember when Peter was played by ______ _______.
18. In a movie from the late sixties, Paul Newman played Luke, a ne'er do well who was sent to a prison camp for cutting off the heads of parking meters with a pipe cutter. When he was captured after an unsuccessful attempt to escape, the camp commander (played by Strother Martin) used this experience as a lesson for the other prisoners, and explained, "What we have here, ____ ____ ____ ____ ____."
19. In 1962, a dejected politician chastised the press after losing a race for governor while announcing his retirement from politics. "Just think, you won't have ____ ____ to kick around anymore."
20. "Every morning, at the mine, you could see him arrive; He stood six foot, six, weighed 245. Kinda' broad at the shoulder, and narrow at the hip. And everybody knew you didn't give no lip to_____ _____ , _____ _____ _____."
21. "I found my thrill, _____ _____ _____."
22. ________ ________ said, "Good night, Mrs. Calabash, _____ _____ _____."
23. "Good night, David." "_____ ______,______."
24. "Liar, liar, ____ ____ _____."
25. "When it's least expected, you're elected. You're the star today. _______! _____ ______ ______ ______."
26. It was Pogo, the comic strip character, who said, "We have met the enemy, and ____ ___ ____."
Answers follow...
ANSWERS:
1 John, Paul, George, Ringo
2. Oh, my
3. It's Howdy Doody Time!
4. They melt in your mouth, not in your hand.
5. Wonder Bread
6. Cassius Clay
7. when you brush your teeth with Pepsodent
8. Maynard G. Krebbs
9. Why? Because we like you.
10. A little dab'll do ya.
11. over 30
12. who wrote the book of love
13. Absolutely nothin'
14. the American way
15. Joe Namath
16. "cause I eats me spinach"
17. Mary Martin
18. is a failure to communicate
19. Richard Nixon
20. Big John, Big Bad John
21. On Blueberry Hill
22. Jimmy Durante, Wherever you are.
23. Good night, Chet.
24. pants on fire
25. Smile! you're on Candid Camera
26. he is us
SCORING:
24-26 correct - 50+ years old
20-23 correct - 40's
15-19 correct - 30's
10-14 correct - 20's
0- 9 correct - You're, like, ya know, sorta a teenage dude?
2006-08-25 19:20:44 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny.
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2006-08-25 00:34:36 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
joke to accha hai lekin angrezi mein translate karne se iska matlab khojata hai aur itni hassi nahin aati.
are you getting married soon? well sab kehte hain that mera husband vaisa hi hai - abh tak to sher hi hai. anyway married life is good - enjoy and all the best.
2006-08-25 00:34:24 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny
Thanks for translating
2006-08-25 01:09:00 · answer #5 · answered by Ruthie1959 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha, That is very funny
2006-08-25 00:30:30 · answer #6 · answered by Jonas A 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
baby no tell funny jokey baby go sleepy now
2006-08-25 00:32:11 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thx for translating....tht was funny.....lol
2006-08-25 07:58:00 · answer #8 · answered by gogobanca 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-08-28 23:06:47 · answer #9 · answered by SpittinThaReal 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha... I like it... still funny after translated. heh
2006-08-25 00:30:19 · answer #10 · answered by iamigloo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋