I'm not trying to be offensive, just wanting to make people laugh or something. So if you are offended by this joke, i suggest you don't answer rudely, bcuz i don't need any of your bull sh!t. I know some of you will become angry and stubborn, but please don't answer to this unless you are willing to be friendly. I also don't care if you have heard this joke b4, so don't answer saying something like "oh my friend toldme that atschool!"r smthng
Here it is:
2 nuns died and went to Heaven where an angel held a golden bowl filled with holy water."If you have touched a man on his private part, you must rinse that body part that you touched him with in this holy water." The angel told the nuns. The first nun steped up and said: "I only touched him with my finger." And she dipped her finger in the holy water and entered Heaven. The second nun stepped up and said "How many people have rinsed themselves in this water? If you expect me to gargle that water, I'm going to go down to hell instead!
2006-08-24 15:39:34 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
my husband and i are both rolling with laugher
very, very funny!
thankya!
2006-08-24 15:42:31 · answer #1 · answered by Cap'n Donna 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It is not funny, I had a friends daughter email me that the other day and I couldn't even read it. This time I skimmed over read the bottom and it just isn't a funny joke.
2006-08-24 22:58:50 · answer #2 · answered by mspriveye 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haven't heard that one before. Good one. Let's hear some more!
2006-08-24 23:19:24 · answer #3 · answered by IT wannabe 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
well, if you didn't want anyone to answer rudely, you should not have put that HUGE disclaimer before the joke, it wasn't funny and i don't get why all you people think that crude and disgusting jokes are funny... they're not
2006-08-24 22:51:39 · answer #4 · answered by ca 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
LOL
that's really funny
did u make it up???? well if u didn't its still very funny
LOL
u made my "day"... well evening
2006-08-24 22:43:52 · answer #5 · answered by ♥xoxo♥ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's kinda dumb. I don't know how people can view that as funny, because it's not. Not at all...
2006-08-24 22:59:23 · answer #6 · answered by twiggles_who_giggles 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
thats awesome got anymore?
2006-08-24 22:45:57 · answer #7 · answered by CherryRed 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
had read same joke several times already
2006-08-25 02:06:24 · answer #8 · answered by DJ Alex 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
haha oh my lol â¥
2006-08-24 23:46:11 · answer #9 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
They were all heavenly when they lived.
2006-08-24 23:05:56 · answer #10 · answered by elge13 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋