What do you think (only if you are familiar with the artist Pink)?

Question

I came up with a parody of the chorus to the song "I'm a Hazard to Myself" by Pink. I wanted to know if people thought it was funny. Please tell me your opinion, and ONLY if you've heard the song.

Here it is:
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I'm allergic to myself
Don't let me near me
I am my own allergy
It's bad when you sneeze around yourself
Makes me so itchy
Don't want to be myself no more
I'd rather miss out on walnuts!
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Please sing it in your head so that it makes sense with the actual song. The walnut reference is because an allregy to some sort of nut is very common. You can rate it 1-10 (10 is highest of course) or however you want to do it. Any comment is appreciated! Thanks.

Answer 1

damn why do you give such loong jokes and riddles