The Gods just crashed my Party and I didn't invite them. I'm so pisse d off. I invited Buddha and Shiva, but not Zeus and the other Olympians. Zeus is flirting with my girlfriend. Showing her how he can turn into so many animals. Hera's acting like a Witch out of Hel l, Hades just killed my dog and cat. Dionysus just came and he's drinking all the booze. I think he might have put a roofie in the punch. Be right back
Guess what. Ra just came, He's like the head Egyptian sun god. Oh my God, literally.
Thor and Hel showed up too, Plus Loki. I hope he doesn't fight with Hades. Oh my God, The Fates just showed uped, This party is rocking. They just broke the kitchen table. Those Idiots, I think I hear sirens. They drawing me to them. Gotta Go.
If you want an invite let me know. Party of the Gods, Invitation only
2006-08-24 15:08:27 · 5 answers · asked by ArchAngel Raziel 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Hahahaha. Those guys. They showed up at my place the other night and tried to convince me that it's party time. But my mom was all, "who are these crazy gangsters?" and I was all, "MOOoom, you're embarassing me, not in front of the gods!" and then they all got bored and left.
Narcissus checked himself out in my hallway mirror and Apollo spit all over my sidewalk too.
Anyway, I want to come. Can I bring Gilgamesh and Enkidu with me? They're crashing at my place for a while.
2006-08-24 15:16:01 · answer #1 · answered by ear help! 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You're on the wrong site!.....since you believe in other gods ....then seek another site that has "witchery".....ps. in order for the One and Only True GOD (Creator Of All Mankind) to help you , you would need to "receive" Him in your heart!.....HIS WAY!......(John 14:6), (Acts 4: 12)..........your move!.....
2006-08-24 22:15:06 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You have too much free time on your hands, I suggest reading a book, or trying a new video game...
2006-08-24 22:13:58 · answer #3 · answered by Fangirl ♥♥ 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
You ain't partying till you are filled with the love of Christ.
2006-08-24 22:13:02 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
You need MAJOR help =D
2006-08-24 22:10:39 · answer #5 · answered by Ryan R 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋