surrely i cannot rob ships because the coast guard will be all up in my @ss and there is no more treasure. so what can i do to become a real pirate?
2006-08-24 14:56:36 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
Put on the silly hat, and maybe an eyepatch. Listen to Bob Schneider's "The Sons Of Ralph" a few times...eat at Long John Silver's a lot, and, I guess you could hold up a few 7-11's in your off time. If it goes really bad, they'll lock you in a place where some big boys will make you "walk the plank."
2006-08-24 15:02:24 · answer #1 · answered by intoxicatedturtle 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Go for music and videos. The RIAA and MPAA will give you the honor of naming you a pirate.
But seriously, the Internet is the new frontier.
Oh, and don't mess with the Coast Guard.
2006-08-24 22:02:46 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
rob ships, and kill the coast guards. Thats the best way to do it.
JK, why pirate?
2006-08-24 22:00:34 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Review the movie HOOK (Disney), wherein Grandma Wendy refers to Peter Panning (Robin Williams) as a "...modern-day pirate." See what his job was. Gotta' work to find it, but hey! You're gonna' be a pirate, rrrrrrrrr.
2006-08-24 22:13:58 · answer #4 · answered by Zeera 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Every time when you go to sleep - turn the light of - close your yes start dreaming you are strong, cute,beautiful pirate ..... sailing to rescue the gorges princes........
2006-08-24 22:03:43 · answer #5 · answered by Toto 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
have you never heard pirated CD, film, DVD, or any electronic thingies?
2006-08-24 22:22:48 · answer #6 · answered by Henry W 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Imagination is the best way.
2006-08-24 21:59:34 · answer #7 · answered by Peanut Butter 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just wondering, what color is the sky in your world?
2006-08-24 22:04:04 · answer #8 · answered by Mav 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cut your leg off
2006-08-24 22:03:07 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
date a wench....and pose as a beligerent drunk yourself!
2006-08-24 22:01:43 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋