2006-08-24 14:18:07 · 26 answers · asked by matt m 2 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
simple my man, do exactly the following, guaranteed:
you: hey baby!
hot chick: back off loser
you: f off skank
hot chick: ooohhh, i like wen guys call me a skank
you: really?? i;m , like, sooo glad i met u.
hot chick: oh great, ur just a nerdy dorky dork.
you: huh? i thought u liked me?
hot chick: i did b4 i saw ur teeny hard on pokin out.
you: baby, that aint my hard on, its my wad of $100's!
hot chick: oooh baby, i do like you.
you: (whispering under your breath) dumb hot chicks are all alike.
lemme know if this works, it worked for me when i was dating angelina jolie b4 i dumped her for liv tyler. (she aint hot but her dad is cool)
2006-08-24 14:24:05 · answer #1 · answered by mex-o-funk 3 · 3⤊ 2⤋
First you have to know a super hot girl. good luck with that.
2006-08-24 14:19:06 · answer #2 · answered by Max K 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you can only get hot girls only on the net ,
so I found you a very hot woman for you,
http://img220.imageshack.us/my.php?image=jigglepv1.gif
and I wish both of you the best of luck
2006-08-24 14:27:06 · answer #3 · answered by bleacherbrat34 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not hang out on Yahoo Answers.
Get a lot of money and a nice car.
2006-08-24 14:19:02 · answer #4 · answered by Kats 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Put them in the oven before toasting them on the fire. I be careful though, the police don't take kindly to people behaving this way.
2006-08-24 14:19:30 · answer #5 · answered by Totoru 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
By going for a plastic surgery that make you look like Brad Pitt...
2006-08-24 14:20:53 · answer #6 · answered by Blissy 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Go to Kentucky, They're all beautiful and hot!!!
2006-08-24 14:20:32 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Be truthful and honest and you will get the girl of your dreams
2006-08-24 14:19:54 · answer #8 · answered by BEDROOMBULLY2000 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
first of all, WHAT DO YOU MEAN MORE!!! i'm guessing that you are cheating on some girls and you are no good friend. but if you arent talking about that, you are still a jerk.
2006-08-24 14:20:37 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Get off of the computer and go out.....social events....they work great!!!!
<3
2006-08-24 14:19:34 · answer #10 · answered by Brittany B 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋