Here is an oldie joke about Einstein?

Question

When Albert Einstein was making the rounds of the speaker's circuit, he usually found himself eagerly longing to get back to his laboratory work. One night as they were driving to yet another rubber-chicken dinner, Einstein mentioned to his chauffeur (a man who somewhat resembled Einstein in looks and manner) that he was tired of speechmaking.

"I have and idea, boss," his chauffeur said. "I've heard you give this speech so many times. I'll bet I could give it for you."

Einstein laughed loudly and said, "Why not? Let's do it!"

When they arrived at the dinner, Einstein donned the chauffeur's cap and jacket and sat in the back of the room. The chauffeur gave a beautiful rendition of Einstein's speech and even answered a few questions expertly.

Then a supremely pompous professor asked an extremely esoteric question about anti-matter formation, digressing here and there to let everyone in the audience know that he was nobody's fool.

Without missing a beat, the chauffeur fixed the professor with a steely stare and said,

"Sir, the answer to that question is so simple that I will let my chauffeur, who is sitting in the back, answer it for me."

Answer 1

Classic.

Here's another Einstein. One day the conductor of a train found Dr. Einstein worried looking, struggling to find the receipt for his train ticket among his many pockets and files.

The conductor said to Dr. Einstein, "Don't worry Professor, I think that Princeton will trust you and reimburse you for the fare."

To which Einstein replied, "I am sure that is true, but without the receipt I can't remember where I am going."

Answer 2

good
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Answer 3

nice quirky ending. great joke.

Answer 4

lol thats cute

Answer 5

heard it but with another guy

Answer 6

that was a good one.ill have to pass it on

Answer 7

haha oh my cute and clever and me likey :) ♥

Answer 8

hahaha

Answer 9

ok-whatever you said

Answer 10

nice it is cute