where can I find a copy of the flight attendant speech?

Answer 1

I think this is the correct version:

"Please buckle your seatbelts because we are going to go really, really fast.

"There may be 50 ways to leave your lover, but there are only 4 ways out of this airplane..." "Your seat cushions can be used for floatation, and in the event of an emergency water landing, please take them with our compliments."

"We do feature a smoking section on this flight; if you must smoke, contact a member of the flight crew and we will escort you to the wing of the airplane.

"Smoking in the lavatories is prohibited. Any person caught smoking in the lavatories will be asked to leave the plane immediately."

"Should the cabin lose pressure, oxygen masks will drop from the overhead area. Please place the bag over your own mouth and nose before assisting children or adults acting like children."

And, after landing: "Thank you for flying Delta Business Express. We hope you enjoyed giving us the business as much as we enjoyed taking you for a ride."

"As you exit the plane, please make sure to gather all of your belongings. Anything left behind will be distributed evenly among the flight attendants. Please do not leave children or spouses." "Last one off the plane must clean it."

Answer 2

i wish i could tell you, but one of my good friends has jet blue's speech down to a tee!!! it's hilarious!! as for myself, i fly often and here are the main points that have STUCK in my head:

"g'evening ladies and gentlemen and welcome aboard. today we'll be departing to ______. it's a ____ hr and ___ min flight. sit down, buckle your seat belts, make sure your carry on luggage is stowed completely underneath the seat in front of you. for larger items, you may stow them in the overhead bin compartment. when we land, please be careful as the items may have shifted while in flight".

"while the cap't is preparing for take off, we'd like to have your attention while we go over the safety features of ___(whatever type of plane it is)___".

DON'T KNOW THE VERBAL DETAILS by heart.... but they show you how to buckle your seat belt, how to use the oxygen mask if there is a decrease in oxygen (if you're traveling with a child, you should put your mask on first then the child's. in case of a water landing they tell you where to locate and how to use your seat cushion as a floation device, along with the vest (they show you how to inflate it by blowing in the tube).

"as a reminder, there are ___ lavatories on this aircraft. if it is unavailable, please go back to your seat and wait. under ____ law, passengers cannot form a line (blah, blah, blah). also, smoking is prohibited on this aircraft. sit down and relax, we will begin our complementary beverage service half way through the flight. please look at the in flight magazine for a list of beverages.... beer and wine are available for $____. please remain seated until the cap't turns off the seatbelt sign".

"welcome to ______ ! thank you for choosing _____, we know you have many choices when it comes to flying and we appreciate your business... come see us again. enjoy your stay!!"

LOL... i think i fly waaaaay too much!!!

Answer 3

When you're giving your speech in front of all the passengers, pause a moment, fart loudly, then continue.

Answer 4

If you want the Singapore Airlines one e-mail me at

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