I am not sure what is says about this in the gospel of the FSM. Even though it hurts absolutely no1 and provides myself with pleasure I am sure the great FSM would not agree. What do you all think?
2006-08-24 12:44:20 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
All joy in the noodle gives thanks to his noodlie appendages.
2006-08-24 12:46:36 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Noodly appendage.
That's all I'm saying.
2006-08-24 19:46:23 · answer #2 · answered by angk 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Would it kill you to taste his noodly goodness?
Well if pirates ware doing the're job, who cares? ARRRG!
Darn, me hook got me penectomy! LOL
2006-08-24 19:46:06 · answer #3 · answered by Cyber 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i think the Flying Spaghetti Monster thinks it's a sin not to masturbate, it prevents prostate cancer.
2006-08-24 19:47:33 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
No no, it helps burn calories and carb's which of course if you are religious enough you will have plenty to spare.
2006-08-24 20:00:03 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋