2006-08-24 12:21:17 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
Oh Jesus when I was in college I came home one morning, completely hung over, walked in my room and the entire room stunk like the fish counter at an Asian market. Apparently my roommate at the time had gotten "lucky". So I went out into the lounge to pass out on the couch. A couple hours later my roommate wakes me up by sliding his skank-ridden fingers across my upper lip. I gagged and commenced to hurl. As it turns out, I was reading through the alumni magazine about a year ago an lo and behold what do I see, but that my roommate got married to old Troutcrotch. Holy sh!t, I can't imagine going through life with that. Give me a woman with a yeast infection anyday over that.
2006-08-24 12:31:58 · answer #1 · answered by dick_coxnbutz 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I dated a woman once who had never had sex with a guy unprotected . After we had got mutual tests done we had unprotected sex which made her go from a very fresh smell to kindy stinky because I guess the semen would dry in her . Anyways it got stinky . She started cleaning up a lot after that and it went back to smelling good . Also if a woman has a lot of hair down there it does not help although I personally think it looks nice .
2006-08-24 12:26:54 · answer #2 · answered by chris R 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I picked this chick up in a bar...(hot as hell) started makin out took off her pants and her stuff smelled like motor oil...when i told her she got pissed and left so lesson learned about honesty....just a funny story i wanted to share
2006-08-24 12:25:52 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
2 or 3 times a day, i thought i was the only one
2006-08-24 12:24:18 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The women I go with like me have a very high regard for personal hygiene, maybe you dont and attract similar females!
2006-08-24 12:25:25 · answer #5 · answered by phil 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes, nearly broke up soon after.
2006-08-24 12:24:20 · answer #6 · answered by earthangel_ghost 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It happened once, but I didn't go down on her because I noticed the stench in time.
2006-08-24 12:29:36 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
probably not. yours seems to be the only one who is not washing herself. tell her to take shower twice a day and she can was private place as many times a day as she can. pity her mommy didn't teach her that
2006-08-24 19:18:16 · answer #8 · answered by jacky 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like your sense of humour [humor for my American cousins] dave s. Keep 'em coming.
2006-08-24 12:23:54 · answer #9 · answered by micksmixxx 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Are you dating a mermaid? If not - point her to the shower, or point her to the door!
2006-08-24 15:10:23 · answer #10 · answered by Purecheese 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋