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My boyf is out on the tiles tonight, drinking with his male friends. Any suggestions of a funny, cool, sexy text i can send to make hin smile and remember me tonight.... without sounding too sad or clingy or soppy? Thanx.

2006-08-24 11:41:58 · 10 answers · asked by PEP 3 in Family & Relationships Singles & Dating

10 answers

T-MOBILE/VODAFONE regrets to inform you that the network has gone down on everyone except you. We regret to inform you that no one will go down on you if you come back p***ed. Not even a network.

2006-08-24 13:07:16 · answer #1 · answered by kim21uk 2 · 0 0

Funny And Sexy Sms

2016-12-18 07:39:47 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

Thanx 4 last nite u were good, but ur brother woz even better!

2006-08-24 13:55:29 · answer #3 · answered by pompeyblue 1 · 1 0

I've got some crackers but you'll have to come to mine to get them x

2006-08-24 11:46:49 · answer #4 · answered by aldo67uk 3 · 0 0

yah this one is funny seriously tell him you want his meat thermometer to bake in your oven lol, trust me I have had so many laughs from that its not even funny.

2006-08-24 11:45:19 · answer #5 · answered by bibby6914 3 · 2 0

u don't need the answer darling ,the answer have to came form u cause he is Ur man!

2006-08-24 12:31:10 · answer #6 · answered by Damn_girl 1 · 0 1

send him a picture of a drunk person getting molested by mobs

2006-08-24 11:44:11 · answer #7 · answered by Fowl Language 5 · 1 1

send him a rambling apologetic text about how it was a mistake and your sorry..................................... but count you letters.... end it with.......and so I have to tell you I'm Pre

and then 5 minutes later a second reading..... paring a nice breakfast for us.

2006-08-24 11:54:21 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 8 0

*** up and see me sometime

2006-08-25 01:23:40 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Ur father is more stupid than U.

2006-08-24 12:16:42 · answer #10 · answered by adriano 2 · 0 2

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