i saw this really fit nun the other day and i was wondering if would be wrong to pretend that i am god so she will have a shag.?
2006-08-24 11:02:11 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
No - tell her it's the Second Cumming of Jesus.
2006-08-24 11:12:01 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I dont think nuns even shag god.
2006-08-24 18:37:24 · answer #2 · answered by Hales 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm sorry, but that is just ridiculous. First off, nuns won't have sex, no matter what you tell them, and secondly, why would she believe something as ridiculous as that?
2006-08-27 10:12:17 · answer #3 · answered by me 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
read anne rice tale of the body theif lestat had sex with a nun
2006-08-24 18:30:13 · answer #4 · answered by akasha 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
....erm.....I think so, but then again I s'pose you pretend you have a big willy too......and I don't think a nun would 'shag' god....I think she would have sussed you were a fraud because I don't think that God is s'posed to be that shallow........OMG you're gonna get a telling off if you get to heaven...keep hitting on nuns and, well I'll see you in hell my dear......lol
2006-08-24 18:10:31 · answer #5 · answered by keriandjelly 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The sick paedophile priests do it all the time to entice innocent children.
So i'm sure the nun won't need much convincing.
2006-08-24 18:16:07 · answer #6 · answered by Sherzade 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Sorry can not help except, speak to your local Imam for a few tips. Even email 'Sherzade', she might go for it.
2006-08-25 16:12:53 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Are you Connor from Neighbours?
2006-08-24 18:07:01 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Playa playa!
2006-08-24 18:19:50 · answer #9 · answered by Rogi 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's definitely worth a shot - of you're convincing enough, you've bloody well earned it!!
2006-08-24 18:05:35 · answer #10 · answered by sallybowles 4 · 1⤊ 2⤋