does anyone know a yo mama joke
2006-08-24 10:54:11 · 6 answers · asked by hello kitty =] 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Yo mamas so fat NASA used her to plug the hole in the ozone layer
2006-08-24 10:56:39 · answer #1 · answered by mianivi 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yo mamas so stupid you said it was chili outside and she ran in to get a bowl.
Yo mamas so fat she has three zip codes.
Yo mamas so poor I seen her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said, "moving."
Yo mamas teeth are so yellow that when she smiles traffic slows down.
Yo mamas so ugly that when she was born the doctor slapped your grandma.
2006-08-28 08:55:23 · answer #2 · answered by butterfly 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo mama is soo fat it takes a train and two bus rides just to get on her good side. yo mama is so fat that when she pulls up her BVD's it spells boulevard. yo mama is sooo fat that when she wears her Malcolm X t-shirt, helicopters try to land on her. yo mama is sooo fat that when she wants sex, your daddy has to flip thru the folds til he smells ****, then backs up a fold.
2006-08-24 11:04:10 · answer #3 · answered by pete cochino 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo mama so fat that when she went to the beach she blocked the sun.
yo mama so fat that when you stand on her tummy your ears pop
yo mama so old that her socail security number is one
yo mama so old that she knew burger king when he was a prince
yo mama so old that she didn't take history in highschool
yo mama so ugly that when she went to an ugly pageant they told her they didn't take pros.
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2006-08-24 10:59:55 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
When you are in a battle of words with some one. Start it with this "Before we start tonight i would like to thank yo momma fo wearin her black sweater" and then point to the sky!!! Its funny!!!!!!!!
2006-08-24 11:07:34 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
knock,knock, whos there?
2006-08-24 10:59:59 · answer #6 · answered by krusty_blue_spaz 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋