I want to fist fight him. How do I get his attention?
2006-08-24 10:48:54 · 39 answers · asked by angrysandwichguy1 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Tell him his beard looks like burnt bird poop. It does it all the time.
2006-08-24 10:51:19 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
You are the kind of person he talks about being a fool.You think hes not listing to you and he is.He knows you have problems and he wants to help you not fight you,He loves you and all his ppl,Don't you know that? So why would you want to fight him for anyway? I don't know but he sure does,Hes a good GOD and he knows all your problems. So pray to him and ask him for his forgiveness,he will understand it all and he has already forgiven you. He is a good GOD and he wants you to do good things. So GOD bless you and go out and do goodthings,Take care
2006-08-24 23:41:55 · answer #2 · answered by peter rabbie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I had a fear some fight with him last week .it lasted for about 9 rounds. buy the way what category are you heavy weight or middle? because this god fellow is heavy wight .and i think he is having a fight with some one else this week so you have to ask him when he will be free.. good luck man..but if you are not a heavy wight boxer then you cant have a fight with him unless a friendly one
2006-08-24 11:01:48 · answer #3 · answered by man123470 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
God is okay with your anger little one. Go ahead and throw your tantrum. He will hear you. He loves you and knows what is good for you, but just as a parent loves their child and trys to tell them what is good for them...a child still goes and does what they want kicking a screaming...wanting a fight and to yell and hit and slam their own heads. Only later to find out that they screwed up and were wrong. They then turn around to find that He is still there to help you and pick up the brokeness in you. Wow...what love.
2006-08-24 11:02:23 · answer #4 · answered by peacemaker 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You already have His attention. He will wait for you to accept Jesus as the Way, the Truth and the Life because no man comes to the Father but by Him. I truly feel sorry for you. You must have a miserable life.
2006-08-24 11:00:02 · answer #5 · answered by missingora 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
God loves you,,, and you do have his attention. :)
He might be like a Dad with a boy,,, did you ever see when the boy starts swinging and the Dad is just laying his hand on the boys head so the boy can't connect the punch, but he lets the boy swing away till he gets tired? Might be like that.
Are you angry at God for some reason? It's okay. He can take it, and still love you. :)
2006-08-24 10:52:48 · answer #6 · answered by mary_n_the_lamb 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Well angry sandwich- Better than you have picked a fight with God. And he is loosing. You already have both of their attention.
2006-08-24 10:53:31 · answer #7 · answered by sunny 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Same way you challenge the easter bunny to a fight!
2006-08-24 10:50:45 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
email him and ask 4 a fist fight
2006-08-24 10:50:43 · answer #9 · answered by lax4life0022 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
I too would like a piece of God. If he is what Christians/Muslims say he is, he has the ethics of Himmler.
This is kind of unfair fight though, since I am real and god is imaginary. In fact, I will go ahead and declare myself the winner. What's he gonna do come find me?
2006-08-24 10:52:56 · answer #10 · answered by Bobby W 2 · 1⤊ 2⤋
If u want to do that u gotta first tear the bible up curse him for 5 minutes then commit suicide that way when ur up in heaven u can fist fight hime. U R however a bit weird and dumb 4 askin this question!
2006-08-24 10:51:48 · answer #11 · answered by Ghetto Asian Pride 2 · 0⤊ 4⤋