A dirty joke ♥?

Question

Three couples were married and stayed at the same hotel for their
honeymoons, where they were all taken care of by Dave the Bellboy.
The first man married a nurse. Dave showed them to their room and
thought to himself, "What a lucky guy. Nurses are known to be hot to
trot". The second man married a telephone operator. Dave showed them
to their room and thought to himself,"Wow, he's a lucky one.
Telephone operators have sexy voices and once you pop that top
button...Va-voom.". The third man married a school teacher. Dave
showed them to their room and thought to himself, "Poor guy, she's
pretty but teachers are just too frigid". The next morning, Dave
reported to work at 5:30 in the morning. He expected only the
teacher's husband to call for breakfast any minute and the other two
would call much later in the day. At 6:00 a.m. the phone rang. It
was the nurse's husband wanting breakfast. The nurse's husband
opened the door and Dave stepped back in shock. The man's pajamas
were still pressed and his hair nicely combed. Dave asked, "What
happened sir? You married a nurse. The man sourly replies, "Son,
don't ever marry a nurse. All I heard last night was her nagging
voice saying, " You're not sanitary, you're not sanitary." At 6:30
a.m., the phone rang again. The telephone operator's husband called
for breakfast. Dave brought it as fast as possible hoping for the
best. The man opened the door and Dave stepped back in shock. The
man's hair and pajamas were properly combed and pressed. Dave
asked," What happened? Telephone operators are supposed to be as
sexy as their voices." The man sourly replies "Son, don't ever marry
a telephone operator. All I heard last night was her a nasal voice
saying, "You're three minutes are up, your three minutes are up."
Dave went back down to the desk, just knowing the teachers husband
would be calling any minute. Finally at 4:30 p.m., the teacher's
husband called for breakfast. Dave can't believe it but quickly took
the breakfast to the couples room. The man opened the door and Dave
took a step back in shock. The man was wearing only his boxers, his
hair was a mess, and he had scratch marks on his chest, arms and
legs. Joe fearing the worst, asked " What happened to you? Did you
have a fight?" The man smiled and happily replied, "No. Son, when
you marry, be sure to marry a school teacher. All I heard last night
was her sexy smooth voice saying "We are going to do this over and
over, until we get get it right." ♥

Answer 1

I have to marry a school teacher now

Answer 2

It reminds me of my honey moon. good.
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Answer 3

That's funny!! But who is Joe? I thought the dude's name was Dave?

Answer 4

I don't believe a word of it... I think Dave is really exaggerating lol

Answer 5

Aw yes that is a funny joke as well as a good advise

Answer 6

LOL. I've read this before, but it is funny. Repetition does make you learn! LOL.

Answer 7

Just goes to show you shouldn't believe stereotypes.

Answer 8

Just make sure you never get this right,so the lesson will keep going on and on........

Answer 9

luckily I'm a perfectionist!

Answer 10

lol--that was cute.