A joke with a moral ♥?

Question

A Hawaii woodpecker and a California woodpecker were arguing about
which place had the toughest trees. The Hawaii woodpecker said Hawaii
had a tree that no woodpecker could peck. The California woodpecker
accepted his challenge, and promptly pecked a hole in the tree with no
problem. The Hawaiian woodpecker was in awe.

The California woodpecker then challenged the Hawaiian woodpecker to
peck a tree in California that was absolutely unpeckable. The Hawaiian
woodpecker expressed confidence he could do it, so accepted the
challenge. After flying to California, the Hawaii woodpecker
successfully pecked the tree with no problem.

So the two woodpeckers were now confused. How is it that the
Californian woodpecker was able to peck the Hawaiian tree and the
Hawaiian woodpecker was able to peck the Californian tree, but neither
one was able to peck the tree in their own state?

After much woodpecker-pondering, they both came to the same
conclusion - your pecker is always harder when you're away from home.

Answer 1

LOL Reminds me of the other day I went into a pet shop and there was a parrot sitting on his perch wearing helmet and a pick axe under his wing.

I asked the owner why the parrot was wearing a helmet and had a pick axe under his wing

The owner said "oh he thinks he is a mynah bird"

Answer 2

Aha! That is really good.
Life is full of emotions like laughing, smiling, crying, weeping, fear, hatred, jealousy and many more. Out of all these, laughing is loved and liked by all. That is why someone has rightly said, “ You laugh and the world will laugh with u, you weep and u shall weep alone.” Sometimes, life becomes monotonous and one starts getting bored. To remove such monotonousness and boredom, I feel that surfing on the following websites can be helpful in making one cheerful, refreshen up and gain some emotional or psychological energy too. Surf on them and see how helpful these are to u to bring a smile on ur face.
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Answer 3

...yet another tale with a ethical! there become a toad and an octopus. The toad worked no longer straightforward all 12 months to earn a huge advertising. The ocotpus layed around all 12 months, and watched television. on the 12 months's end, they the two stood formerly their boss. without notice, a disgruntled worker climbed in during the workplace window and shot anybody... the ethical of the tale is... do no longer ignore to close your window. besides... i like suck ups!

Answer 4

LOL. I read this yesterday with Texas and Mississippi woodpeckers. LOL.

Answer 5

yes thats great you know about ppl not being able to trust anyone and you become stiff and all. its really cool. just like ur heart stiffens in the longing to be withur ppl.

Answer 6

Boring.

Answer 7

LOL @ mynah bird

Answer 8

Boooo =(

Answer 9

very cute

Answer 10

tsk-tsk :-)