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A chicken and an egg are lying in bed.

The chicken is leaning against the headboard smoking a cigarette,
with a satisfied smile on it's face.

The egg, looking a bit Ticked off, grabs the sheet, rolls over, and
says, "Well, I guess we finally answered THAT question.

isn't that the worst joke you've ever heard!!??
Anyone get it?? do explain plz!

2006-08-24 10:35:19 · 43 answers · asked by Snow White 3 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

43 answers

What it is refering to is that the chicken "came" first as a pun both in the classic which came first the chicken or the egg jjoke and as a sexual inuendo. The chicken came before the egg

2006-08-24 10:39:39 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

"What come first, the chicken or the egg ?"
I'm sure you have heard the question. In the scene set out above the suggestion is that the chicken and the egg have just finished having a sh*g. Since the chicken is happy and content and the egg is not satisfied we know that the chicken 'come' (reached orgasm) first.

2006-08-24 10:44:49 · answer #2 · answered by Daddybear 7 · 0 0

Is the age old question - which CAME FIRST the Chicken or the Egg? In this case, obviously the Chicken.

2006-08-24 10:55:38 · answer #3 · answered by john s 1 · 0 0

Yes it is about which came first the chicken or the egg.

In this case came refers to the chicken reaching orgasm and obviously by the egg being ticked off the chicken came first.

I think it is cute and funny.

2006-08-24 10:43:39 · answer #4 · answered by Colorado Answers 2 · 0 0

The answer of course is which came first the chicken or the egg.

2006-08-24 10:39:21 · answer #5 · answered by cr1kt 1 · 0 0

the chicken 'came' first. (had an orgasm) like... they were having sex?
then the egg referring to the old age question," what came first ,the chicken or the egg?"

obviously unsatisfied, The egg states, i guess that answers THAT question..
no?

still dont get it?

its simple, bloody annoying, but simple...its like the Nun one


two nuns in a bath
one says..
'wears' the soap.
the other says

I know

2006-08-24 10:40:15 · answer #6 · answered by littlestarr02 4 · 0 0

it is a very bad joke, the which came first the chicken or the egg, every one know the egg came first.

if it make U feel better tho, i will say i didn't get it

2006-08-25 08:18:28 · answer #7 · answered by caprilover79 3 · 0 0

erm it was a race in to bed you know like last one to bed is a rotten egg ? so the chicken came to bed first so one the race he won because he doesnt smoke smoking kills and especially smoking in bed so there you have it! i can also explain the birds and the bees if you like all theese questions will be easier to answer though when your older :)

2006-08-24 18:46:10 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

LMAO,you did it,you answered the age old question,that has been asked for thousand`s of year`s, since man formed the first word`s of speach...But,rooster`s can`t lay egg`s

2006-08-24 10:51:19 · answer #9 · answered by krusty_blue_spaz 5 · 0 0

Which 'came' first, the chicken or the egg.

2006-08-24 10:54:11 · answer #10 · answered by Jude 7 · 0 0

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