inteligence joke? (read the whole thing you WILL like it)?

Question

All babies start out with the same number of raw cells, which, over nine months, develop into a complete female baby. The problem occurs when cells are instructed by the little chromosomes to make a male baby instead. Because there are only so many cells to go around, the cell necessary to develop a males reproductive organs have to come from cells already assigned elsewhere in the female
Recent tests have shown that these cells are removed from the communications center of the brain, migrate lower in the body and develop male sexual organs. If you visualize a normal brain to be similar to a full deck of cards, this means that males are born a few cards short, so to speak, and some of their cards are in their shorts
This difference between the male and female brain manifests itself in various was. Little girls will tend to play things like house or learn to read. Little boys however, will tend to do things like placing a bucket over their heads and running into walls. Little girls will think about doing things before taking any action. Little boys will just punch or kick something, and will look surprised if someone asks them why they just punched their little brother who was half asleep and looking the other way. This basic cognitive difference continues to grow until puberty, when the hormones kick into action and the trouble really begins. After puberty, not only the sizes of the male and female brains differ, but their center of thought also differs. Women think with their heads. Male thoughts often originate lower in their bodies where their ex brain cells reside
Of course, the size of this problem varies from man to man. In some men only a small number of brain cells migrate and they are left with nearly full mental capacity, but tend to be rather dull, sexually speaking. Such men are known in medical terms as ‘engineers’. Other men suffer larger brain cell relocation. These men are medically referred to as ‘lawyers’. A small number of men suffer massive brain cell migration to their groins. These men are usually referred to as ‘congressman

Answer 1

Excellent.
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Answer 2

Tooooooooooo LLoooooooooooooooooooong

Answer 3

hehe oh so true and people if you're not going to take a minute to read it, then don't take a minute to leave a retarded comment. But it was funny ♥

Answer 4

i can't believe you made me read all that 4 nothing! it really wasn't that funny. i mean the part with the shocked expression on his face after punching was very funny. but other than that nawwww it wasn't too amusing. sorry,..better luck next time.

Answer 5

Good one

Answer 6

Made me laugh

Answer 7

I did the same thing as All4Christ.

Answer 8

have you ever seen moth ball`s? if you have,you got some real good eye`s...good question,a little onesided,but funny...t. f. t. l.

Answer 9

sorry i dozed off around the 3rd sentance. way too much to read. zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Answer 10

i take it you hate bush