For the dumb blonde -- dare her to give you an underwater **** job without coming up for air until the job is done. (And don't mention to her that you just jerked off five minutes before.)
For the intelligent one -- just hold her underwater till she stops kicking and struggling.
2006-08-24 09:24:39 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
intelligent blond offer her "perfect ****" and she;ll choose insanely large ones like Anna Nicole and go on Howard Stern's show.
She gets near water with 44FFF she will fall over in a good wind and drown guaranteed.
Ever notice you never see Anna Nicole near a pool alone?
And lose that inheritance she got so sore and fat over?
NO WAY!
dumb one?
HMMM!
tell her the peroxide has fallen in the pool and when she dives in after it turn on the underwater lights. She'll think it's dark and go to sleep won't she?
Don't all those lights look like moonlight?
She's not that stupid right/
DUH!
Another genius question!
2006-08-24 09:30:46 · answer #1 · answered by CA S 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i thought you drowned the dumb blond with a scrach and sniff at the bottom of the pool
2006-08-24 09:30:30 · answer #2 · answered by tubasteve 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's sorta funny, I guess.
2006-08-24 09:26:35 · answer #3 · answered by Von 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Gee did y'all dun think that'n up by yurself?
2006-08-24 09:26:51 · answer #4 · answered by nooodle_ninja 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
First one sorta funny second one retarded.
2006-08-24 09:32:26 · answer #5 · answered by LADY ICE 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No. Not funny. Sorry.
2006-08-24 14:34:57 · answer #6 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Um not funny...please try again.
2006-08-24 09:26:27 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
not funny
2006-08-24 09:34:24 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
How do we drown you?
2006-08-24 09:27:06 · answer #9 · answered by M S 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋