make me laugh for 10 pts?

Answer 1

Life is full of emotions like laughing, smiling, crying, weeping, fear, hatred, jealousy and many more. Out of all these, laughing is loved and liked by all. That is why someone has rightly said, “ You laugh and the world will laugh with u, you weep and u shall weep alone.” Sometimes, life becomes monotonous and one starts getting bored. To remove such monotonousness and boredom, I feel that surfing on the following websites can be helpful in making one cheerful, refreshen up and gain some emotional or psychological energy too. Surf on them and see how helpful these are to u to bring a smile on ur face.
http://www.comedycentral.com/jokes/index.jhtml
http://www.ahajokes.com/
http://www.the-jokes.com/
http://www.lotsofjokes.com/
http://www.jokesgallery.com/
http://www.workjoke.com/projoke.htm
http://www.jokes2000.com/
http://yahooligans.yahoo.com/content/jokes/
http://www.xs4all.nl/~jcdverha/scijokes/
http://www.kidsjokes.co.uk/
http://www.ahajokes.com/yo_mama_jokes.html
http://www.allfunnypages.com/funny-jokes/yo-mama-jokes/funny-yo-mama-jokes.htm
http://www.africanjokes.com/africanjokes/?id_category=98
http://www.blonde-jokes.info/
http://www.zelo.com/blonde/index.asp

Please visit the above pages to find different variety of jokes. I hope, it helps u in making u laugh. Enjoy and have fun..

Answer 2

a man at a bar goes up to the bartender and says I bet you $50 I can pee in a shot glass across the bar without spilling a drop. The bartender says no way, I'll take that bet. So the man wips it out and starts peeing everywhere, on the walls, the bar, the pool tables, everywhere but the shot glass. When the man is finished he starts laughing and the bartender asks what are you so happy about you just lost $50? The man says yeah, but I just bet those guys over there a $1000 that I could pee all over your bar and you wouldn't get upset about it.

Answer 3

Alright so heres a story. I am a bar tender at a local bar and the other day I was serving people drinks when one of he regulars came in and sat down. I asked him what he wanted to have for a drink and he told me, " Just a coke." I was looked at him funny because he was usually a heavy drinker. When I asked him what was up he said, " I can't drink any more, I am done with it." So being my curious self i asked him why. He looked me in the eye and said," Last night I blew chunks." I chuckled and said, "Its alright man we all throw up after drinking too much." And he said seriously, "No you don't understand, Chunks is my dog."

Answer 4

Once upon a time a man walks into a bar looking seriously confused. He orders 12 double shots of hennesy. The bartender asks what's wrong he replied "I just found out my brother is gay!" So the next day the man came in looking more confused than the day before. He orders 15 double shots of hennesy. Th bartender asks whats wrong he said "I just found out my uncle is gay!" The next day he comes in again and orders 30 double shots of jager. The bartender says "D#mn, does anyone in your family like females?" The man replies "Yeah! My sister!"

Answer 5

Take this test:

See if you can do this. Read each line aloud without making any
mistakes. If you make a mistake you MUST start over or it won't work.

This is this cat
This is is cat
This is how cat
This is to cat
This is keep cat
This is a cat
This is dumbass cat
This is busy cat
This is for cat
This is forty cat
This is seconds cat

OK, now

Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the top...

Answer 6

A man walks into a ba r with a monkey. The monkey jumps off his shoulder grabs the bowl of peanuts and throws it down his throat and swallows it.Then he grabs the q-ball and swallows it. The bartender said did you see what your monkey just did.The man said ya anything he can put in his mouth he'll swallow it.The next day the man same man comes in with his monkey again.The monkey jumps off his shoulder and grabs a pickle and sticks it in his but and then swallows it.The bartender said did you see what you monkey just did.The man said ya after that q-ball he checks see if it's going to come out before he swallows it.

Answer 7

I'm actually gay. I haven't told my parents. Oh gosh my dad would probably flip if he found out his only son actually sucks dong juice. But anyways yeah I mean usually when I tell people that I lick boy asss they laugh so here you go

Answer 8

Haha

Answer 9

Nope. But I'll take those 10 points away from you.

Answer 10

A blonde came home from school one day and told her mommy."Mommy today in class the kids can only count to 4 but I can count to 10. 1,2....10. Is it because I'm blonde?" Mommy answers, "Yes, dear because you're blonde. The next day she came home and said,"Mommy today in class the kids could only say their ABCs to E, but I can say mines till Z. A,B....Z. Is it because I'm blonde?" Mommy says, "Yes dear its because youre blonde" The next day she comes home and says,"Mommy today in the showers all the girls had small chest but I have these big boobs, (and she flashes her mom) Is it because Im blonde Mommy?" and Mommy answers "No, dear its because you're 25."