1. you could do worse
2. I’ll work so hard you wont even know I’m there
3. I’ll need all my paid annual leave up front so I’ll be rested when I start
4. you cant turn me down because I smell bad. You have to have a reason
5. that big thing growing on my face isn’t my fault
6. I don’t do drugs anymore, I swear
7. i can go all day without peeing once
8. i wont sue you when you fire me
9. my arrest record is all a bunch of lies
10. i was a sniper in the army
11. i can make explosives from Windex, white out , and photocopier toner
12. you don’t have the BALLS to hire someone like me!
13 if you hire me I’ll shut up. that’s all I can promise for sure, but maybe it will be better than that and I will sure try
14. dont go checking into my record. But if you do she swore she was 18
15. i don’t hear the voices in my head anymore. Do not. Do not. Do not. SHUT UP!
16. if you give me the job your ok, but if you don’t you suck
17. i don’t do applications
18. if I work here I’ll wear the stupid uniform as long as I can wear any kind of underwear I want
19. I won’t have to do anything will I?
20. can I bring my goat to the company day care center?
21. I collect guns. You probably want to tell me that I got the job now, right?
22. I’m not what? Oh yeah? Well here’s what you can do with your damned job…
2006-08-24 08:14:36 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
No, but I knew a guy that when asked one of the "usual" questions of "do you have anything you would concider a bad habit?" He leaned back as if to think deeply, then looked the interviewer straight in the eye and said straight faced "well, Ma'am, I've been known to pick my nose a time or 2"
He was hired on the spot! They thought he was the funniest and most "human" candidate they saw.
2006-08-24 09:48:22 · answer #1 · answered by nooodle_ninja 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
As an interviewer, I actually have heard #'s 1,2,17,19, and 22.
plus a few other jewels, like... If I start tommorrow, can I have next week off? Do you have anything cuter than this uniform? I don't do bathrooms...
2006-08-24 08:31:03 · answer #2 · answered by aggie_boyscout 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Funny as hell because everyone has probably really been said to an interviewer somwhere.
2006-08-24 11:00:30 · answer #3 · answered by LADY ICE 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
nope,i did know someone who as a joke in school mock interviews said "check my record if you think your computer can handle it if not then its all good" was only joking but noone was impressed
2006-08-24 08:23:26 · answer #4 · answered by kez_124 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
nope dont think i ever did how bout tellin the really hot female interviewer. i love ur boobs!
2006-08-24 08:31:17 · answer #5 · answered by srsuper 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I really need a new job.
2006-08-24 08:27:45 · answer #6 · answered by fuellover2002 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I don't know, never had a job interview
2006-08-24 08:17:56 · answer #7 · answered by cherrygurl 3 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Haha! I wish!
2006-08-24 08:27:20 · answer #8 · answered by SassySours 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
yep
2006-08-24 08:18:55 · answer #9 · answered by king 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
nope
2006-08-24 08:18:27 · answer #10 · answered by Gigi 2 · 1⤊ 2⤋