does anyone have any dumb blonde jokes??♥?

Answer 1

Jessica Simpson

Answer 2

these are old gay ones that i remember

Q: What happens when a blonde developes Alzheimers?
A: Her IQ goes up.

Q: How can you tell a FAX has been sent from a blonde?
A: There's a stamp on it.

Q. Why can't Blondes dial 911?
A. They can't find the 11 on the phone!

Q. What does a blonde see when she looks into a box of cheerios?
A. Donut seeds.

Q. What is the fastest way to get a one-armed blonde out of a tree?
A. Wave at her.

Answer 3

Three woman were to be executed in the middle of the forest. There was a red head, a brunnete, and a blonde. The red head was first, they tied her to a tree and aimed their guns at her heart. "Alright men, at the count of three we shoot her.1....2...." and at that moment the red head looked up and said "Tornado!!" and the men quickly ran away. They came back finding that the red head escaped. Next was the brunn ete, they tied her to a tree and aimed thier guns at her heart. "Ok men, at the count of three we shoot her.1....2...." and at that moment the brunnete looked down and said " Earthquake!!" and the men quikly ran away. They came back to find that the brunnete escaped. Last was the blonde, they tied her to a tree and aimed their guns at her heart " Ok, NOW, at the count of three we shoot her 1....2...." and at that moment the blonde looked ahead and said "Fire!!" and they shot her.

Question is, who was stupider, the blonde who said "Fire!!" or the men who didnt halt to look around them to find these disasters. Just goes to show that us women are smarter.LOL

Answer 4

A blonde came home from school one day and told her mommy."Mommy today in class the kids can only count to 4 but I can count to 10. 1,2....10. Is it because I'm blonde?" Mommy answers, "Yes, dear because you're blonde. The next day she came home and said,"Mommy today in class the kids could only say their ABCs to E, but I can say mines till Z. A,B....Z. Is it because I'm blonde?" Mommy says, "Yes dear its because youre blonde" The next day she comes home and says,"Mommy today in the showers all the girls had small chest but I have these big boobs, (and she flashes her mom) Is it because Im blonde Mommy?" and Mommy answers "No, dear its because you're 25."

Answer 5

what do you get when you line up ten blondes ear to ear?

a windtunnel

A Blonde male, happily married with a child, works every day from 8 till 6 o' clock. Little did he know he wife was cheating on him with his brother while he was away at work. His boy got home from school one day to find his uncle naked with his mom on the bed. He asked them what they were doing, and his mom replied "um.......I"m having a heart attack!" so the little boy runs to the phone and calls his dad. The blonde male quickly returns home. He runs up stairs to find his wife on the bed naked, and she says "uh....I'm having a heart attack!". His brother than walks out of the bathroom naked, and the blonde male says "what the heck are you doing here???? Can't you see my wife is having a heart attack?!"

Answer 6

What do you call a Smart Blonde ?


A Golden retriever :p

Answer 7

A blonde wearing headphones goes to get her hair cut. The stylist says, "I need you to take your headphones off to cut your hair". The blonde says no I'll die.
So the stylist begins cutting the blondes hair. When the stylist gets everything around the headphones cut she says" okay, I really need you to take off those headphones." The blonde says "no I'll die"
So the stylist rips the headphones off the blondes head and the blonde falls to the floor dead.
The stylist in awe decides to listen to the headphones to see why and she hears"breathe in, breathe out, breathe in, breathe out." repeatedly. :)

Answer 8

http://www.zelo.com/blonde/index.asp