how do I know that this is real? I could ask a question and its just a super computer answering me?

Question

Prove to me that you are real before I go into a paranoid haze of destruction around the local supermarket

Answer 1

I'm real. You can read my blog, website, email me or IM me. You will feel my pain, sorrow and talk to me don't go ballistic. I am loved and so are you.

"Real isn't how you are made," said the Skin Horse. "It's a thing that happens to you. When a child loves you for a long, long time, not just to play with, but REALLY loves you, then you become Real." (from the Velveteen Rabbit)

Answer 2

It'd be pretty awesome if I was a super computer answering the worlds questions... yeah... NO! Don't worry, honey, we're all real... or at least I am. Although, a paranoid haze of destruction around the local supermarket would be pretty awesome to witness. Start with the tomatoes or baby food, they make the most mess and if you get too embarrassed after that, at least you know the suckers that work there will have to clean up something for a while. Then you can laugh about it.

Answer 3

ok here is the deal. if you don't get a good worthwhile answer from this thing, we will meet at the local giant eagle, farm fresh, or winn-dixie depending on which area of the country you are from, and we will smash so many different types of produce the section will look like the inside of a juicer. we then will go to the snack cracker aisle where we will tear boxes open in half and spill the contents EVERYWHERE then smash them with our sneakers just for fun. the canned foods aisle is a loss. we'd prolly just hurt ourselves. the dairy aisle. ooooh boy we can take the yogurt and go back to the cracker aisle and make some kind of a paste with the two. also we will stay out of the meat dept. that's just gross. We can pop all the potato chip bags just cause we weren't allowed to in the cafeteria at lunch in grade school. Oh i forgot the whole reason for your question. cuz a super computer would never waste that much time on a wild tale like i just did. Or is that what the computer would want you to think??

Answer 4

What if I said don't go into a paranoid haze of destruction around the local super market. You'll be put in jail.

Some people are very logical as well.

Answer 5

How do I know that your not the supercomputer who is trying to mess with my mind?

Seriously. If it were a computer then you would get the same answer back when given the same situation, or circumstances. By getting responses as varied as you are then this should give you comfort that these are real people, (some with some real problems) and not a computer.

Answer 6

A PARANOID HAZE OF DESTRUCTION AROUND THE LOCAL SUPER MARKET,HMMM,SOUNDS PRETTY SERIOUS.SO YOU ARE WALKING AROUND THE SUPER MARKET ASKING QUESTIONS ON YAHOO ANSWERS? HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT YOU HAVEN'T PUT YOUR ITEMS IN THE WRONG CART? OH OH.BETTER GO CHECK ALL THE CARTS IN THE STORE TO BE SURE.WE SUPER COMPUTERS WILL BE HERE WHEN YOU GET BACK.

Answer 7

You are not really paranoid the super computer is monitoring you and we are all out to get you. You should have taken the blue pill>>>>>>>>>>>>>

Answer 8

It's as real as you want it to be. Maybe you don't feel real. What are you currently struggling with in your life?? You sound like your looking for an excuse not to believe anyone can help you. What do you need help with. I know it's something because I can feel it in your words.

Answer 9

The answers are diverse and most seem to be honest and I know that I am a real person with real thoughts, feelings and desires.

Answer 10

Well the answers are all different with different names. Why would I be a super computer anyway? Last I knew...I was me and there is no one else in the world like me...I'm unique.