darn mosquito
2006-08-24 07:22:33 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Health ➔ Mental Health
That's awesome!!
2006-08-24 07:24:04 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
That was awesome.
I used to love killing mosquitos. For a while I lived in Seoul Korea, and the mosquitos over there are absolutely heinous. They have this bright yellow coloring to them, and we used to refer to them as "atomic" mosquitos. The flat where I stayed was absolutely loaded with them. When we'd wake up in the morning, we'd get up and kill them with newspapers as they basked on our walls. WHACK! It was always pleasing when they'd leave a red smear on the walls, for we knew it was our own blood leaving its scarlet splatter. We never bothered to clean the walls, so after about 3 months, our walls looked like something from a Clive Barker film.
Good times!
2006-08-24 07:39:33 · answer #2 · answered by Priest 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't worry man...you can always claim affirmative defense. She would've harm you if you hadn't stop her...hey, you are a true vigilante, my hero...she could've had the West Nile Virus!
I'll nominate/vote for you to receive the 'Orkin Man' Award for distinguished service to mankind....
2006-08-28 07:12:37 · answer #3 · answered by AILENE 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pray that mosquito wasn't a reincarnation of one of your relatives.
2006-08-24 07:24:05 · answer #4 · answered by GratefulDad 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LMAO! Do you have a coffin for her yet? Be sure to mop it up like Norman Bates did in Psycho.
2006-08-24 07:27:45 · answer #5 · answered by Lavina 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Clean up, sanitize, wash hands, say a prayer for the bugger and move on with your life.
2006-08-24 07:34:27 · answer #6 · answered by Susi 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Get a 9 volt battery and try to bring her back. Damnit man time is wasting!
2006-08-24 07:24:16 · answer #7 · answered by Roger C 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
U know what ? For some odd reason that was really funny to me. Thanx for making me smile !
2006-08-24 07:24:27 · answer #8 · answered by geminiblue26 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yikes!!!! Exactly my reaction too. Til I read further. Get a washcloth and clean it up.
2006-08-24 07:25:08 · answer #9 · answered by Sioux G 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Call the police and report yourself. They have professional teams to come out and clean crime sceens. Why worry about cleaning it yourself when someone else will?
2006-08-24 07:24:17 · answer #10 · answered by cindy 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
What I want to know, is how did you find out if she was a girl or a boy?...so clean up the mess
2006-08-28 00:10:20 · answer #11 · answered by MotherKittyKat 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋