What is the funniest thing your child has ever said and hold old were they at the time?

Question

My 3 year old son said to his 2 year old playmate "I like your curls Sarah, but do you know what I really like?" "I like your BUTT!"

Answer 1

Just last night my 18 month old son and my hubby were watching Aladdin. My husband didn't have a shirt on and my son was pulling at his chest hair. At one point my husband yelled out "OUCH!" To which my son replied "Be a man!". We were all rolling on the floor.

Answer 2

i have 2, but neither are from my kids cause i don't have kids.
1st: My aunt was giving Rae who was 6-7 y/o (my cousin) Rae's sister and my other cousins a ride to the park. Well my other cousin Wayne was messing with the door handle and my aunt kept telling him to stop or he would fall out of the car. (this was in the 70's and we were not rich so no automatic door locks. Anyway my aunt was going around a corner and sure enough Wayne fell out. Thankfully he was not hurt, just scared. So my cousin Rae is telling my mom what happened and of course like all kids it's this HUGE drama and she was swinging her hands and talking excitedly and really getting into the story of how Wayne fell out of the car. So my mom says "WOW, that's amazing... Wayne must have lost his cookies huh?" To which Rae replies "No Auntie, He didn't have any cookies with him." It was hilarious.
2nd: My friends kid was about 5-6 and his mom was pregnant. He asked her why she was getting so fat and she said reminded him that there was a baby in her tummy. And he said "I know mommy but what's in your butt?" That was drop on the floor funny.

Answer 3

When my son was about 7-8 he fell playing with some friends and got some bad road rash on his leg. He didn't cry at the time, at the time I thought it was because he was with he friends, but later he told me
"I didn't cry because I'm a man mommy"
Man and mommy in the same sentence.
Another time when he was very young and learning to count. He said " 1, 2, 3, Go to your room" I guess 1,2,3 magic worked a little too well on him.

Answer 4

Once my children played and Jennifer(10 at the time) asked her brother Robert(7 at the time):"How many toes do you have on your leg?",and Rob answered:"Which one?The right or the left?"

There was one other time.My daughter Kateline(6 at the time) and I went at the hairdresser and she began shouting:"No,mommy,they want to kill my hair!!!Help me!"

When my son John and I went to the shop once(2 years ago) there was a police car passing by.He told me:"Mommy,the police is coming to kidnap us."

A week ago my children(they are 7) and I were in the park.Emma(5-year-old) saw a pregnant woman and asked me:"Mommy,why is this woman so fat?".I told her that the woman has a baby in her belly.Then Emma asked:"But why has she eaten the baby???"

My daughter Emma(5 years):"Mommy,I want you to get pregnant again and deliver a dog for me!"

My daughter Sandra(2 years) asks her her brother John(7 years):"John,how old have you been when you were born?" and John answers:"I don't know"

My daughter Sandra(she has a twin,Benjamin):"Mommy,can you put me and Ben in your abdomen again but this time take me out first."

My son Robert(when he was 4) played with a box of matches.I told him:"don't play with the matches,they may cause fire.",and he answered:"Then I'll play with the fire."

A few days ago my son Benjamin(2 years old) asked me:"OK,mom,you delivered me.But what is the common between me and dad?"

Jennifer(when she was 2 years old):"Mommy,I want you to give me a brother."I answered:"OK,but wait him to come back from work and later I'll give you a brother".Then she asked:"Mommy,can't we surprise him with the new brother?"

Answer 5

My son was just over 2 yrs. old and we were in Wal-Mart. There was a lady bent over looking at some items on the bottom shelf. We walked by her. My son said," Look at that big butt mom" Of course, it wasn't quietly. The lady pretended like she didn't hear it, but you could tell that she did.

Answer 6

My son comes out with them all the time.

When he was about four, to his mum, who was going on a bit
"If you don't stop wingeing, you're going to bed right now" I nearly collapsed into my dinner.

At school, when he was 6, this would have been in 1999, he asked the teacher if she could bring him something. She was a little slow in responding, so he called across the class
"Any chance of it happening THIS MILLENIUM then?"

Answer 7

It was so cute this guy I know had a 4 year old son and he wanted to propose to his girlfriend (sons mom) so he tought his son to say "Marry Me"...It was so cute because he would walk up to complete strangers after that and ask them to marry him, well the funny part was if they didnt answer he would star at them, the say " I ased you a question" it was so funny

Answer 8

hey hun...any one knows that if you have a child then you not only have a wondeful challange on your hands but top quality entertanment at any moment!....well my twin sis had just bought the new Trace Adkins cd and she was goin' on about how good lookin' she thought he was while she put the cd in the player....well my niece who is 4 yrs old and my little girl who is 5yrs old were in the back seat listening...and my niece to not be out done had to have her say... (she ment Blake Shelton another country artist!) she said boy i like that Black Shelton!...he really fires me up!...you just gotta love kids!....lol love daisy

Answer 9

My children and I went to church one Sunday long ago and my youngest daughter got everyones attention. She was three at the time and we were seated right behind the sisters. She stood up just before the mass started and asked in her loud, squeekie little girls voice "Mommy, what does f**k mean?". I about died.

Answer 10

my nephew, he was 2 1/2, said "pawpaw, i am going to whip your butt and put you in timeout. now sit down."
we all just laughed and laughed.
when he was 1, we were all sitting at the table watching him eat. i asked some silly question. no answer. so grandma asked him a question. no answer. then pawpaw asked a question. he was quiet for a minute. and then yelled "No! No! and NO!" it was hilarious. you know how the daycare sends cuddle grams home with the kids? well, we always sit down when we all get home and read the cuddle grams out loud, because it tells if he was bad that day. that way we had his attention and could ask him what he did that day. his cuddle gram one day said..."at 3:55pm, Isaiah messed himself and poop got on his clothes out of the top of his diaper." we laughed so hard. instead of just putting he had dirty clothes in his bag, she went into detail about why he had dirty clothes in his bag, like she was offended by his poop.