has anyone drank to much coffee and this happened to you?

Question

1. you get a speeding ticket when your parked
2. you have a bumper sticker that says:” coffee drinkers are good in the sack"
3. you answer the door before people knock
4. you just completed another scarf and you don’t know how to knit
5. you grind your coffee beans in you mouth
6. you have to watch movies in fast forward
7. you can take a picture of yourself from 10 feet away without using a timer
8. you lick the coffee pot clean
9. you’re the employee of the month at the local coffeehouse and you don’t even work there
10. the nurse needs a scientific calculator to take your pulse
11. your t-shirt says "Decaffeinated coffee is the devils coffee"
12. your so jittery that people use your hands to blend their margaritas
13. you can type 60 words per minute with your feet
14. cocaine is a downer
15. instant coffee takes to long
16. you want to be cremated just so can spend the rest of eternity in a coffee jar
17. you go to sleep just so you can wake up and smell the coffee
18. you’re offended when people use the word ‘brew’ to mean beer
19. you have a picture of your coffee mug on your coffee mug
20. you can outlast the energizer bunny
21. your liver used soft lights, romantic music, and a glass of iced coffee to get you in the mood
22. you introduce your spouse as your coffee mate
23. your urine stream bores a hole in the toilet
24. you have two complete orgasms whilst brushing your teeth
25. you talk so fast your tongue has windburn
26. you jog to work and arrive yesterday
27. your eyes are brown….even the white parts
28. you personally account for more than 1% of the gross national product of brazil
29. mosquitoes that bite you can fly through glass
30. you bungee jump and go up
31. your coffee breath can etch glass
32. you think skydiving is just too damned slow

Answer 1

Here's a few more for ya...

You're Drinking Too Much Coffee When . . .

Juan Valdez named his donkey after you.
You ski uphill.
You speed walk in your sleep.
You haven't blinked since the last lunar eclipse.
You sleep with your eyes open.
The only time you're standing still is during an earthquake.
You spend every vacation visiting "Maxwell House."
You've worn out your third pair of tennis shoes this week.
Your eyes stay open when you sneeze.
You chew on other people's fingernails.
You can jump-start your car without cables.
All your kids are named "Joe."
You don't need a hammer to pound in nails.
Your only source of nutrition comes from "Sweet & Low."
You don't sweat, you percolate.
You buy milk by the barrel.
You've worn out the handle on your favorite mug.
You go to AA meetings just for the free coffee.
You walk twenty miles on your treadmill before you realize it's not plugged in.
You forget to unwrap candy bars before eating them.
Charles Manson thinks you need to calm down.
You've built a miniature city out of little plastic stirrers.
People get dizzy just watching you.
When you find a penny, you say;
"Find a penny, pick it up. Sixty-three more, I'll have a cup."
You've worn the finish off your coffee table.
The Taster's Choice couple wants to adopt you.
Starbucks owns the mortgage on your house.
Your taste buds are so numb you could drink your lava lamp.
You're so wired, you pick up AM radio.
People can test their batteries in your ears.
Your life's goal is to amount to a hill of beans.
You channel surf faster without a remote.
When someone says "How are you?",
you say, "Good to the last drop."
You want to come back as a coffee mug in your next life.
Your birthday is a national holiday in Brazil
You'd be willing to spend time in a Turkish prison.
You name your cats "Cream" and "Sugar."
You get drunk just so you can sober up.
You speak perfect Arabic without ever taking a lesson.
Your Thermos is on wheels.
Your lips are permanently stuck in the sipping position.
You short out motion detectors.
You have a conniption over spilled milk.
You don't even wait for the water to boil anymore.
Your nervous twitch registers on the Richter scale.
You think being called a "drip" is a compliment.
You don't tan, you roast.
You don't get mad, you get steamed.
Your three favorite things in life are...coffee before and coffee after.
You can't even remember your second cup.
You help your dog chase its tail.
You soak your dentures in coffee overnight.
Your coffee mug is insured by Lloyds of London.
You think CPR stands for "Coffee Provides Resuscitation."
Your first-aid kit contains two pints of coffee with an I.V. hookup.

Answer 2

Nothing. You might like it when you grow up, or not. It doesn't really affect you if you're a child and drink it. But don't let children drink coffee, milk is much better or juice.

Answer 3

No I limit my coffee to 1 cup per day but my dorky son was at Starbucks one day and had 10 shots of expresso and couldn't sleep for 2 days and had a pretty intensely elevated heartbeat. He didn't realize it would affect him that way. Duh!

Answer 4

thats hilarious. do you have that in ms word form? my co-workers would love this. we all fight over the coffee. i hate finding the pot empty, know what i mean?

Answer 5

LMAO!

Answer 6

LOL. LOL.