Every day a woman stood on her porch and shouted, “Praise the Lord!” And every day the atheist next door yelled back, “There is no Lord!”
One day she prayed, “Lord, I’m hungry. Please send me groceries.” The next morning she found a big bag of food on the stairs. “Praise the Lord,” she shouted. “I told you there was no Lord,” her neighbor said, jumping from behind a bush. “I bought those groceries.”
“Praise the Lord,” woman said. “He not only sent me groceries, but he made the devil pay for them.”
.... no need no hater, it's just a plain JOKE.... =)
2006-08-24 06:57:59 · 12 answers · asked by L!LO 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
How is it plagiarist not “plagerist” ? I’m not making money nor getting benefits out of this joke. I just like sharing them… dumb b!tc#h… and you’re WELCOME!!!!
2006-08-24 07:55:13 · update #1
LOL. I've heard it. It's funny. I like it. LOL.
Jokes are meant to be shared. Keep passing them on. You never know who's life you brighten.
Have a great evening, and God Bless.
2006-08-24 15:43:32 · answer #1 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I love this joke, its cute, it shows that the Devil is a liar!
God is good all the time.
2006-08-24 07:38:28 · answer #2 · answered by smoody 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah, a plain joke.
2006-08-24 07:03:42 · answer #3 · answered by Electric 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i like it but i've heard it before.
it shows them atheists the truth
2006-08-24 07:36:17 · answer #4 · answered by lexa (: 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you plagerist. i saw that in readers digest.
2006-08-24 07:25:13 · answer #5 · answered by HELP! 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha. That cute and funny. =]
2006-08-24 07:18:22 · answer #6 · answered by xxxshiningxstarxxx 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
And the devil as well.
2006-08-24 07:01:54 · answer #7 · answered by SithGirl8 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats so funny
2006-08-24 15:42:37 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i like it.
2006-08-24 07:02:43 · answer #9 · answered by detroitsports_fan 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL, cute.
2006-08-24 07:00:44 · answer #10 · answered by Mary 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋